Who will do the sweepstakes now?...

Listening to 9th Wonder. ... I don't like humidity. ... I'm already tired of tennis. It's boring now. And didn't they just have a major like a week ago? ... Maybe the Latina was the way to go after all. ... All I can think about today is what if I never woulda moved. ... It bothers me that I can't remember a goddamn thing from that blog that got deleted. I'm sure there was something decent in there. ... My sister had Polly Pockets. ... My new drinking buddy is cool as shit out here. Plus he has loot. ... I've been to the strip club twice in two weeks or so. They really like me even though I don't spend any money. No, really. They do. ... Ed McMahon died. He had big ass glasses and gave away money. ... So I guess a lot of people don't like The Hangover. I did. I also liked that one with Denzel and John Travolta. That was quality material. But neither can hang with Willow. Anything with a midget in it is infinitely better. ... I used to ghostwrite "about me" sections for people on MySpace. I shoulda got paid for that. ... Running is for suckas and Africans. ... I'm nervous and anxious. ... Also, I've been mad at myself lately. ... I still think about her. I still miss her. ... Wanna play catch? ... I'm hot. I want to go swimming. ... Newborns aren't cute. None of them are. I don't care what you say because if they weren't related to you or your friend's baby, you'd say they were ugly, too. ... I like bikini weather. ... Manny Ramirez is almost back. ... The 4th of July might suck for me. ... All this Obama bashing needs to be rested for a little while. One, he's not making all the decisions. Two, he doesn't even have HALF a year on the job. We gave the other guy eight years. Three, none of you could do any better. And before you say you aren't running for president, you didn't apply for your boss' job either but I'm sure you bitch about him and think you could run whatever the fuck you do more effectively. Four, like McCain would be any better off right now? I mean, that party chose Palin as a running mate. ... I hate junk mail. ... Who let that "stanky leg" song on the radio? ... Let the kids be kids. ... Listening to The Mayor by Pacific Division. ... Be cool cuz I'm not.

I quit...

I just wrote a blog and it got completely erased. Good day. Fuck.

So pissed off...

My iPhone decided to be a bitch and mysteriosly delete EVERY LAST ONE OF MY CONTACTS. So as result, every last one of my contacts has been deleted. FUCK. So if you read this, shoot me your number in a text or IM or something like this. Now, excuse me while I jump the fuck out of this window feet first with my phone taped to the bottom of my shoes. ... Oh yeah, I'll be in the Bay next week. ... GODDAMMIT!