Monday, February 9, 2009

Edson says: Weezy is a wanksta...

It's been a while since I sat down and blogged. ... I've been busy ... Softball is starting to pick up, but it's raining again in Cali. ... Kobe just locked Pierce down. Lakers win in overtime ... I'm contemplating a big career move ... Sometimes I wonder if Sac used to be popping when the Kings were winning ... I wake up to sports and go to sleep to them ... Fresno State is raving about their new recruiting class. Like it matters, they still have Pat Hill. It seems like they rave about every year's recruiting class ... I need multiple girls to walk through my door. ... Is Nevada better off with prostitution being legal than Cali is with it being illegal ... If a girl wants to get paid to f*ck, so be it, tax them. That will help the economy out. ... I don't smoke weed. ... But I say legalize it and tax it like cigarettes. ... The economy needs a boost, let's change things up ... People are already hating on Obama, he's been president for two weeks; he's not a miracle worker. Shit, give him time ... White people think they know about the struggle ... They have no effin' clue. ... Parents pay thousands of dollars for their kids to play summer baseball. ... It cost me $20 bucks to play all summer when I was a kid ... Sporting camps are a way to get money from rich people ... You think LeBron James went to a basketball camp at age 7 ... This chick sent me a half naked pic on my cell phone ... It was hot ... I wonder how long it will be before people get over their facebooks and myspace profiles ... Chicks are looking for their baby's daddy on both social networks ... If you are trying to get a good job pictures of you doing meth aren't recommended on your profile ... Ex girlfriends are a pain in the ass ... They literally will do whatever it takes to ruin your life ... The Super Bowl was good, I was sober for the whole game ... The commercials sucked ... I'm in the business of advertising, this economy is making me stress out ... Would you rather have a girl with an ass or with tits ... I'm a sucker for girls with long hair ... Hygiene is very important ladies, trim your shit and take care of yourself ... A three-some is something I've always thought about ... The thought of two beautiful girls on me is nice ... I still haven't found a good barber in Sac it's killing me ... I live to make your life a living hell ... You live to try and match all my accomplishments ... My sister has mad skills in softball ... My brother just turned 21 and has a daughter ... I don't have kids ... I don't have a girl ... I work harder than most of you ever thought about working ... When I go to the King's game I sit four rows back ... Michael Phelps did what 75% of 23 years old do on a daily basis, yet his career is tainted ... I hate Barry Bonds ... I love Megan Fox ... Big companies are closing shop ... I wish Starbucks would go out of business ... Ant are you serious Wayne is nominated for a Grammy? What's the category "most annoying wanksta in the U.S.?" … I would never turn down 25 million bucks for a year of work ... The rain is depressing ... It's good baby making practice weather ... I'm out like Sarah Palin is from the news.

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