This is stupid now...

I need a life change...

Telling time is for suckas...

Listening to On Our Own by Bobby Brown. It's dope to death. ... I'm falling asleep. ... Someone told me I could pour a Slurpee, I assume of a flavor of my own choice, down the crack of their ass and drink it. ... I saw a North Dakota license plate. I don't think I've ever seen one before that. ... Stephen wants to be a porn star. ... Chris turned 21 and chaos ensued. He ate fruit out of a real porn star's vagina, got two lap dances from an Asian stripper with a tank, got fall-down drunk, threw up so much his soul escaped his body and he will forever be a member of the Tank City City Council and recalled none of it the next day. ... Ms. Mills can get it. ... I don't like Las Vegas. It's for people doing things in excess. That's not me. I like steak and mashed patatoes and tequila on ice. So I don't need clubs to charge me $40 to go inside and buy $16 drinks. ... Does anyone else find it interesting or ironic that Christianity follows a man who was Jewish? Or that it follows a book written by a man who added and subtracted parts of the original as he saw fit? ... And there's my problem with religion. It's not real. It is man-made and skewed. I'm not saying the people within the pages don't exist because who the fuck really knows? What I'm saying is people will believe whatever they are conditioned to. If you are currently a straight up Catholic, but let's say you grew up Buddhist. Would you have the forsight to seek out a Bible and read it and be convinced to change religions? Think about that while I marinate this kitty. ... There should be a free hard-core porn channel. ... Girls who don't wear panties are my friends. ... Rhianna might be on heroin. I might have written that before. ... Give Chris Brown credit. He smacked her up to the point where she lost conciousness but still loves the kid. Now that's dedication. ... I've learned how to not let small fights escalate. I now am more capable of shutting them off before they go too far. And I've learned to swallow my pride and be the bigger person/adult. That's taxing. ... Speaking of taxes, do yours. And if you don't, I don't care. Just don't call me from jail because I don't like when people call me from jail. Only prison. Cuz then you did something I can probably respect. ... Egotastic is a good site. ... Me and Alex are planning on getting fucked up in less than two weeks. ... If newspapers are extinct in three years, will anyone under the age of 30 even care? ... I've defended Kim Kardashian a lot, but fuck, she makes it harder and harder. ... http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:131849 ... Skeet, skeet, skeet. ... I have trouble telling time with the little hand and big hand. ... I'm left-handed. ... Why would I care if you took pictures at the club the other night if there isn't any nudity in them or you're not trying to show me you want to hook me up with? ... One of my good friends just got divorce papers. This could be a good thing. ... I don't feel like tipping people anymore. When did this all start anyway? ... I feel like eating a Kit Kat. ... Talk slick and I'll beat you right. ... I get obsessed with UPS tracking numbers. ... Listening to Down and Out by Cam'ron. ... Be cool and don't push people into swimming pools unless they provoke such actions.

I don't care about you...

I'm writing this once so that it doesn't get mistaken. This group doesn't write to make people happy, smile, frown, laugh, cry, horny or angry. It is musings and observations and rants, and I personally don't really give a fuck what you agree with, disagree with or react in any way to. I don't write to spare feelings. I don't write to please anyone. I write from an honest perspective, and I'm me and not you. So my thoughts are mine. I understand that some of the things written below are bound to piss people off, but keep that shit to yourself because it's not going to make me stop. I don't care if you cringe when you read it. If I did, I'd have a filter. If you want to stop reading, I don't care. I don't measure success by how big my audience is, no one should. I can't speak for the other people on here, but I write as a release. You read for your own reasons, which I don't care about. So if you wanna tell me something that can spark a conversation, I can be OK with that ... sometimes. If you want to hit me to try to change my mind about something I've written, don't bother. Peace.

Licorice is delicious (not black)...

Listening to Fetus by Nas. ... Barack Obama sitting at a basketball game with a brew in his hand was a great site. No one knows if he'll be a good president or if this bailout is a waste of money, but people like him because they see themselves in him. Everyone can relate to this. At the end of what was probably a long day, he went to a game and had a beer. And he's not afraid to be that way, which is probably more attractive than anything he's done besides inspire people to vote at the very least. ... Can you learn to have rhythm? I don't think so. ... Young people shouldn't drink coffee or smoke. ... Stop me if you heard this before. Girls are stupid. They are the only thing that inspires writing regularly (not today). ... Work and stupid people, not girls, just inspire me to bitch at living individuals, not pound a keyboard. ... Someone told me to be careful what you wish for. Shut up, bitch. ... It's bad to react strongly, good or bad, to a situation you aren't totally aware of. You only end up hurting said situation and damaging it. ... Red Vines taste good. ... Chris Brown knows how to apologize. I know don't know why I didn't think of swimming with bitches in bikinis after I beat my girl. She would have forgiven me, no doubt. ... Newspapers have no chance. ... Kanye West just keeps saying dumb shit. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20291 ... Why is Miley Cyrus jogging in a bikini, denim shorts and skater shoes? Fucking moron. ... Manny ... FINALLY! ... How young is too young of a person to date? What's the acceptable age gap? Not that I would listen to you people, but I'm just curious. Call it a surveying inquiry. ... I keep forgetting how hot Megan Fox is. When a girl isn't really what I normally am attracted to but I say she's fly, she must be fly to me. ... I'm going to choke an old ass cracker soon. ... Why does ESPN have rappers doing sports analysis? ... Jamie Fox gots this "Blame it on the alcohol" joint. It's hilarious and one of the worst songs of the year so far, but I'm sure people will run to the dance floor when it hits. I may put it on my iPod just to see if girls really will lift their skirts upon hearing it. And why is Ron Howard and a random panda bear in the video? ... I'm going back and forth on where girls kissing girls is hot. A drunken makeout is kinda whatever. But a nice, good, passionate kiss can keep me watching ... somtimes. I just don't think it does a whole lot for me. I mean, it does something, it just doesn't make me hard immediately. ... Let me touch your butt, girl. It won't hurt. ... I'm doing a buck-40 hydroplaning. ... If you're not Manny Ramirez or from the Bay or Haitian or Jamaican, stoping growing dreads. ... No panties is hot. If she keeps it up, I might wife her. ... If you want to judge me based on this blog and not on what you've gotten to know about me, you aren't allowed to call yourself open minded. ... I don't wanna hear that you just saw someone who looks "exactly like" me. No one wants to know that. ... And speaking of shit I don't want to hear, I do NOT want to keep getting updates about my ex-girlfriend. Like I give a fuck. All it does is make me mad at the person giving the update. It has no bearing on what I do in my life or what I think of her, but it could change what I think of the person spreading the news. ... Not much sucks more than being around a person who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up or one who complains constantly. ... I don't like traveling but I like being in different places. ... I like being with girls. But I usually like being with my boys a lot more. ... You should be careful what you dare me to do. Because you might just be talking shit and if I know you are, chances are I'll call your bluff. So if you ain't prepared for that, check your tone. ... I'll admit, if I don't answer your text message within like 10 minutes, I probably don't want to talk to you. ... Listening to Ital by The Roots, who are the best part of the new late, late show or whatever it's called. ... Be cool and put on lotion if you're ashy because no one likes ashy people.