Licorice is delicious (not black)...

Listening to Fetus by Nas. ... Barack Obama sitting at a basketball game with a brew in his hand was a great site. No one knows if he'll be a good president or if this bailout is a waste of money, but people like him because they see themselves in him. Everyone can relate to this. At the end of what was probably a long day, he went to a game and had a beer. And he's not afraid to be that way, which is probably more attractive than anything he's done besides inspire people to vote at the very least. ... Can you learn to have rhythm? I don't think so. ... Young people shouldn't drink coffee or smoke. ... Stop me if you heard this before. Girls are stupid. They are the only thing that inspires writing regularly (not today). ... Work and stupid people, not girls, just inspire me to bitch at living individuals, not pound a keyboard. ... Someone told me to be careful what you wish for. Shut up, bitch. ... It's bad to react strongly, good or bad, to a situation you aren't totally aware of. You only end up hurting said situation and damaging it. ... Red Vines taste good. ... Chris Brown knows how to apologize. I know don't know why I didn't think of swimming with bitches in bikinis after I beat my girl. She would have forgiven me, no doubt. ... Newspapers have no chance. ... Kanye West just keeps saying dumb shit. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20291 ... Why is Miley Cyrus jogging in a bikini, denim shorts and skater shoes? Fucking moron. ... Manny ... FINALLY! ... How young is too young of a person to date? What's the acceptable age gap? Not that I would listen to you people, but I'm just curious. Call it a surveying inquiry. ... I keep forgetting how hot Megan Fox is. When a girl isn't really what I normally am attracted to but I say she's fly, she must be fly to me. ... I'm going to choke an old ass cracker soon. ... Why does ESPN have rappers doing sports analysis? ... Jamie Fox gots this "Blame it on the alcohol" joint. It's hilarious and one of the worst songs of the year so far, but I'm sure people will run to the dance floor when it hits. I may put it on my iPod just to see if girls really will lift their skirts upon hearing it. And why is Ron Howard and a random panda bear in the video? ... I'm going back and forth on where girls kissing girls is hot. A drunken makeout is kinda whatever. But a nice, good, passionate kiss can keep me watching ... somtimes. I just don't think it does a whole lot for me. I mean, it does something, it just doesn't make me hard immediately. ... Let me touch your butt, girl. It won't hurt. ... I'm doing a buck-40 hydroplaning. ... If you're not Manny Ramirez or from the Bay or Haitian or Jamaican, stoping growing dreads. ... No panties is hot. If she keeps it up, I might wife her. ... If you want to judge me based on this blog and not on what you've gotten to know about me, you aren't allowed to call yourself open minded. ... I don't wanna hear that you just saw someone who looks "exactly like" me. No one wants to know that. ... And speaking of shit I don't want to hear, I do NOT want to keep getting updates about my ex-girlfriend. Like I give a fuck. All it does is make me mad at the person giving the update. It has no bearing on what I do in my life or what I think of her, but it could change what I think of the person spreading the news. ... Not much sucks more than being around a person who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up or one who complains constantly. ... I don't like traveling but I like being in different places. ... I like being with girls. But I usually like being with my boys a lot more. ... You should be careful what you dare me to do. Because you might just be talking shit and if I know you are, chances are I'll call your bluff. So if you ain't prepared for that, check your tone. ... I'll admit, if I don't answer your text message within like 10 minutes, I probably don't want to talk to you. ... Listening to Ital by The Roots, who are the best part of the new late, late show or whatever it's called. ... Be cool and put on lotion if you're ashy because no one likes ashy people.