Fuck! Shit! Cunt! Motherfucker!!!!...

Listening to Groupie Part 2 by Little Brother. ... A lot of you have been saying I need to write again, so here I go. ... I don't wear skinny jeans and you shouldn't either. Yes, even you. And you, too. ... My iPhone has a rattle. This can't be good for my social or professional life. Is anyone else like me, when they forget their phone they feel weird? Like I keep touching my pockets looking for it, even though I know I left it somewhere else. It's like I'm hoping it will magically appear in my pants if I keep reaching for it. ... I have a bit of a correction to make from a previous blog. I said something like if you're over 25 and are single and have at least two serious relationships in your past, then you might be the problem. I still subscribe to this, but with an alteration: some people are single by choice even with this circumstances. They might just be having fun. ... I'll put this out there, though. I am looking for a girl. ... If I could have dinner with anyone, it would be Grape Ape, Triple June aka Woodgrain, Rickey Henderson, Stephon Marbury and Manny Ramirez. No question about it. My stomach would hurt so bad from laughing. I don't want to even imagine it because I'm getting mad that it probably won't ever happen. I don't think any of those guys is punctual enough to make it to the resstaurant atthe proper time. ... Alex has a move where he is basically hitting on girls as he is unconcious. I've seen this and it looks amazing. And what's even better, it worked! He had sex off that move! ... I got to pack because I'm moving. ... I'm wearing one sandle. I don't know where the other one is right now. It's gotta be somewhere around this motherfucker. ... No, I don't cuss to much. I like how I talk. So, fuck it. ... This whole health care thing is bogus, and that's not hating. All I'm saying is this, there a very good chance that our world economy never bounces back to where it was before this recession/modern day depression. With that said, you could have put a monkey in the white house or an economic/world relations genius and we'd be in the same boat. Obama is in a no-win situation because nothing he does is going to immediately improve what this country is going through. It's funny to me how people are turning on the guy. This isn't his fault. This shit was in the making LOOOOOONG before he even seriously considered running for president. He inherited this. It's like you marrying a girl with an autistic kid, and then her family gets mad at you for not being able to make him into a good football player. ... I don't like it when it's muggy outside. ... Left-handed people are cool. ... Susie Q made me smile. ... They are having this stupid ass air show over the lake. I live on the lake. They start flying these bitches about 8 a.m. I'm not happy. ... I don't care what your opinions on swallowing semen are. I'm telling you that I want a girl who is willing. ... Lil C had two 21st birthday parties, yo. He threw up at both. ... It rains a lot in Pittsburgh. ... I took off the one sandal. ... I don't own any plants. I don't know if that's bad or not. ... And no, I'm not talking about marijuana. ... Tim Tebow can probably get more pussy than anyone and this kid is a virgin!? Really??? What's the fucking point then? ... I like the music and some of hte dancing and the ladies, but I hate the club that inhabits all these things. ... I've never had sex in a movie theater. ... I don't have shampoo that properly takes out cum. Stop asking. ... "Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood." I can't take credit for that one but I had to post it. ... Men have nerve ending on the lower half of their cocks, as well. So stop just putting your mouth over the top of it, please. ... Did Kanye West die yet? ... I know waaaaaay too many bartenders for my well being. ... I want to take a shower so bad. ... My buddy has a comedy show tonight. Need a date. No one here I really wanna take, though. ... They're STILL making Fast N Furious movies? Goddman. ... Stop asking me if I believe in God and what not. Because you probably don't have the time nor really want to know my answer to that question. ... I guess I should start dressing myself. ... For tonight, I mean. Not like in general. ... It never really occured to me that "I thought it was me" by BBD is about having sex with underage girls. I think like it more now. ... FUCK!! ... My iPod won't work anymore. I'm not a detective but from the looks of it, it got smashed in my bag and now it's refusing to turn the fuck on. FUCK! ... I'm done. ... Listening to Misunderstood by Common. ... Be cool and get your nose a little dirty/white.