No means no...

Listening to the voices in my head. ... This place needs more late-night massage parlors. ... I'm also doing research for a story on Brandon Jennings. Looks like I'll spend part of the holidays in Compton. ... Does my condo smell weird? ... Fuck you. You're weird, bitch. ... I like a girl. I get mixed signals, though. ... I strikeout a lot. ... Everyone had a comment about my knit cap today. But the guy I did TV with liked it. My boss said it was goofy. ... No one told me about the birds and the bees. They just handed me condoms and said I should use them. ... Girls shed too much hair. ... I think most men have the inherit need to make sense during a disagreement (for the most part), and women just have an inherit need to be the winner. That's why it turns into an argument. ... Stop talking about me. You people don't even know me beyond the fact that you see me on different media outlets. You don't know what I do in my spare time so shut the fuck up. ... I need chopsticks. I never have any when I want them. ... My love life is terrible. ... Someone called me random. Weird. ... I love movie popcorn. Sometimes I go see a movie I don't wanna see just to eat it. ... I got a bunch new HD channels on my cable when I got back from Cali. I love it. ... Especially Cartoon Network. ... I've had my duck sicked in the wrong places and the wrong times. Regrettable decisions for the most part. ... I'm a kid. I'm not planning on growing up. ... Ment want one thing from many women (for the most part). Women want many things from one man (for the most part). ... Have you seen that Jersey Shore girl get punched? Awesome. ... That show is a mess. I can't look away. ... A girl told me she wanted to rape me last night. And that she would. ... Drew is probably the funnest dude to be in a press box with out here. We cuss each other out a lot. Not to mention others. ... I have a sleeping problem. Seriously. I can't fall asleep before 6 a.m. no matter what. ... Nothing good ever comes from Craigslist after 2 a.m. ... I may get a tattoo in a week or so. ... I'm bad at gauging a woman's interest in me. And I'm too shy to overpursue or just ask flat out. ... Listening to Lean on Me live. ... Be cool and don't go too long without brushing your teeth.