Mexican food shouldn't require a button-up...

Listening to nothing because iTunes got erased and my ipod is broken and my phone is in the other room. ... New Year's was dope for the first time in a long time because me and Grape Ape went to San Francisco to see The Roots ... and they ripped shit. Probably one of the best shows I've ever seen and surely the best I've ever seen them. ... After that we went to a reggae club, did a shot, left and got some pizza then went to Woodgrain's crib and got into trouble. ... GA threw up at some bars, we got tanked, smoked copius, the usual. ... I also found a serious addiction while out there ... Jersey Shore. These people are unbelievably terrible. Sometimes I think it has to be fake because real people can't be this hilarious/retarded/cartoonish/awesome. ... I wrecked up my car. So mad about that. ... Oh, I met someone. It feels like they are cool and I might like her. We'll have to see tho. There is still some digging to do and some possible lies to sift through. So many this isn't off to as great a start as I thought. ... When I came home my cable was disconnected. ... Lil C got his name on a girl's bank account. Wow. I never pulled that one off. ... They say GA looks just like Vinny. ... Girls making out isn't really that exciting. It's pretty overrated. The anticipation is much better than anything after it unless they end up going down on each other. Then I can see how that can be interesting. ... Brittany ended up being a bitch. Weird. ... Tara ended up fronting. Weird. ... Gizmo is a HUGE hoe bag. Maybe I knew this already but confirmation came recently and my jaw hit the floor when I heard she got blasted by strangers at a bar. ... I know the blog is vague, stupid. It's supposed to be. If you needed to know full disclosure, you would. And if you needed clarification, you might get it if I talked to you. So if you're confused, that probably means we don't always talk. ... I do and don't want baseball season to start. ... I hate the sound of emails on my iPhone. ... No way Klohe Kardashian looks that good in a bikini as she does in the weight loss commercial with her sister. ... I could probably not shave for two weeks and no one would even notice. I'm such a child. ... There is a "Mexican" restaurant here that calls itself an authentic place for Mexican street food, which I assume is like a taco truck or the shit you can get when you walk around Mexico. Seems OK. Except the restuarant looks like a trendy club from the outside and it's promoted that way. Plus I heard the food is awful. I want to burn that place the fuck down. ... Why are people so upset about this Haiti thing? I know it sucks and it's pretty sad, but look, this country has MAJOR problems in the ghettos, you know, the places where politicians and celebrities never step foot into. The only slums they visit are in other countries. I guess it makes them feel better about themselves. But there are people as fucked up as people in Haiti in this country and we can't seem to find the time or resources to help them out or solve those problems. I say, fuck Haiti for now and let's take care of the problems we have in our backyard. It's cool to give aid and whatnot, but our focus should be on the broke and troubled people in this place. I'm so disappointed. And I don't care what you think about what I have to say about this. This isn't your blog. ... And while I'm on the subject, why can't we adopt kids who are orphans in this fucking goddamn country? All those stupid ass actors and singers wanna adopt kids from Africa while American kids sit and rot in halfway houses and group homes. ... I don't like cats or dogs. ... No, I'm not religious. ... I'm bringing creepy back. ... I have no time to lollygag or lounge with skallywags. ... If a guy wants a girl, she'll know and he'll make sure he finds her. It's up to the girl after that. ... Someone recently asked me if I had a positive intimate relationship to look to as a model. I thought about it and realized I don't. Not my parents, not anyone in my family, none of my friends. ... The war on drugs is bullshit because wars eventually end. ... I'm a simple person. I like gummi bears, rim jobs and Kool Aid. ... The Rosetta Stone girl has huge boobs. ... Chris thought I was dead. I thought he was dead. ... Did Sammi Sweetheart just say "I'm gonna knock a bitch up?" Jesus. These people are numbskulls. ... People are surprised I don't read more. I say why? There isn't much worth reading right now. Writing isn't what it used to be. Nothing moves me. Maybe I'm jaded. Also, there is no music that is good. ... I love to say "shut up." ... Baby oil works well as lubrication. ... I keep my curtains closed now. ... I wish I could just sleep for the rest of my life. ... I'm not listening to anything because everything is still broken, including my whip. ... Be cool and get your fitness on. At least and hour and a half.