I'm a jerk, but you're stupid...

Listening to Only If You Want It by Eazy E. ... I might have recently made a really cool friend. ... I've been waiting for them to show good halloween movies on cable, but they've all sucked so far. ... I bought two bottles of Jarritos today. ... The dude at the Apple store tried scolding me for how I disconnected my phone from the charger. I almost cussed at him but he was hooking me up with something free so I stayed quiet. ... I've always thought about bugging a nail shop. Guys, imagine all the ridiculous/valuable shit you'd hear from girls talking to their nail lady. I could write a best-selling book. ... Melanie's mom read my sex blog. I think my face turned red when I found out, but then I heard she dug it, so it was OK. ... Armando is a great friend. I appreciate it, man. More than you know. ... To whom it may concern, I'll miss you. And don't steal my iPod. ... Liking someone or thinking they are attractive doesn't mean you are trying to fuck. And just because you say you like me doesn't mean I'll let you get naked on my bed. ... Usually. ... People ought to get off Lil Wayne's nuts. He sucks. ... I left all my softball stuff on the other side of the country. ... The NBA is back. Charles Barkley is back. ... I can be a jerk. You can be a certified moron, so you got me there. ... It's so interesting how people change over time. Not just physically. ... It's also interesting, but bothersome, how people refuse to change over the same amount of time. ... I hate when people deny doing shit that every person with a pulse does. ... You're not always wrong. I'm just always right, yo. ... Yeah, I can be arrogant. But I can also be confident while leaving the other thing in the bag. It's all up to who I am around. ... I lifted today for the first time in a couple weeks, at least. I'll stop now because I hate people who only talk about their bodies. ... Adult Swim is among the best blocks of television ever produced. ... The Fresh Prince theme has an extra verse that not everyone knows about. If you don't, download it because it's great. ... Art's brother cried on my shoulder Saturday. And he's a straight gangster. ... We title blogs after they are written. That's one of the rules. Another rule is we don't read over shit after we write it, so if something is worded incorrectly, just deal with it. ... People are way too sensative. ... Why don't graffitti artists get the credit and recognition they derserve? ... I want a tattoo today. I probably won't by Thursday. ... I want it on my hand or wrist. ... My hometown is in the middle of gang warfare. ... I don't smoke weed. ... More people need to know who Mogilla Gorilla is. ... Grape Ape, too. ... I've never thought about what I would want on my grave stone. Thinking about it now, I do know I wouldn't want it to say that I was killed by my wife. ... You don't have to go to church to know your god(s). ... If your motor bike doesn't go more than 30 mph, get off the goddamn road! ... This cartoon I want to watch is on, so I'm out. ... Listening to Ghetto Musick by Outkast. ... Be cool and don't say things to make other people want to punch your teeth out of your skull.