Longer than I expected...

Listening to Pretty Brown Eyes by Mint Condition. ... I like pork friend rice. ... Don't ever diss me for a bitch. ... Stale tequila is fucking nasty. Trust me on this. ... My computer caught a virus. We blew that shit up, kid. ... I've skated up and down California, a major city in the Midwest, Baltimore, DC, Richmond and Boston. ... This fight this weekend should be good. ... Mosley must be on something still cuz his washed up ass beat the fuck out of Margarito. ... Since I've left Cali, my clothes smell a lot less like weed, but a lot more like squares. ... Juice hates everyone like I do. ... How many of the people tuned into the news on inaguration day are still watching cable news? Probably very few. ... I watched old Bo Jackson highlights on MLB last night. Beast. ... Girls, guys you meet out don't really want to be your friends. ... Google "Drunken Negro Cookies." How has this baker not been shot? ... The Smash shirts are off the meter. ... No celebutant has shown her kitten lately. Maybe Los Angeles is running low on coke and heroin. ... Are you not entertained? Then fuck you. ... I drink a lot of pineapple juice. ... And water. ... Fuck! I'm sick and tired of Kanye West! Is he fucking serious? He wants to be trendy but he's a clown. The cat makes one good album, falls off the edge and thinks he's the source for musical resurrection and fashion disobedience. This motherfucker is being laughed at by the people in charge, and because white people will still buy his music, it's OK. If this is what the world is going to be like during the next 40 years, pour me a glass of bleach and bury me with all my stuff. ... I wanna be famous for no reason but I don't have enough greenbacks. ... The Roots are the house band for Jimmy Fallon. Not sure what to think about this. ... I ain't trying to ride no canoe. ... Or wear Crocs. ... Your first impression might be that I'm an asshole. ... I wish I cut hair, but not for a living. Just as something I knew how to do. ... What is your heart filled with? ... There's no good Chinese food here. ... I'm American. I'm not from Mexico. My grandparents are. So stop assuming certain shit before you get socked in the chin. ... Variety is the spice of pubic hair. ... 4713 E. Illinois and its surrounding area molded me. ... Pancakes taste delicious. ... White people aren't the only ones holding people back. It's mostly stupid and ignorant people. ... Prison doesn't rehabilitate anyone. Neither does rehab, actually. Neither place teaches people how to live in their environments and navigate the urges that landed them in those places in the first fucking instance. ... Stop asking to use my phone to check your MySpace and Facebook. The answer is NO. ... My mom almost made me cry about a week ago. She talked about how she pushed me so I wouldn't be someone who made excuses for my shortcomings, and so that she wouldn't have to worry about my well-being. And she said she never has worried about that for more than a decade. She said she knows we're not as close as she'd like, but as long as I continue to set an example for my younger siblings and develop into the man she wants, she can live with that because she knows her job was done well enough. ... My style is somewhere between not looking like a fucking bum and not looking like a mo. ... Bob Marley thought music could change the world. It still can, but the right people aren't making it. Instead, we have Soulja Boy, Kate Perry, T-Pain and everyone else. ... I might stroll the mall because I'm bored and this blog isn't doing it for me right now. ... Drinks should be on the house more often. ... Someone I know got a toy for her birthday. ... My fall from grace will be ugly. ... Someone just asked me what if people I don't know read my blog. That's 50 percent of the point, I think. Or also for people who only know me a little to get a better glimpse. ... I coulda been a father. ... I coulda been a hustler. ... I coulda been cleaning pools or smoking weed every day. ... I coulda been painting houses or cutting your grass. ... Instead I write blogs when I'm bored, yo. ... NO HERBS ALLOWED. ... I need a taco. ... I'll never ask for your trust. ... You can't be afraid to open your mind or believe that people can change or that there's more to life than what you know about it. ... Let people more experienced than you etch their knowledge on your mind. ... I don't like any of my jeans anymore. ... Too many rookies act like veterans. ... Please, read more. And I'm not talking about reading "Twilight." ... Poetry is cliche right about now. ... I have a cut on my finger. ... I've been accused of flirting by smiling. ... Blow me in my birthday suit. ... Just because something isn't on the radio doesn't mean it's not good or you can't shake your ass to it. ... Three glasses of Patron didn't get me buzzed last weekend. ... I'm a child of common sense and a product of practice. ... If you smiled at one of these sentences or thought about your own life while reading this, mission accomplished. ... House of diddy acting bitches can get ghost. I'm only confident in Chris Hunt and Alex Aranda understanding this. ... Bitches slow you up. ... Too trusting is me. ... Cut off people only when necessary. I've been cut off and have had to cut off of the same person. ... Mexicans here make Puerto Rican rice. What the fuck is that about? Has anyone heard of Spanish rice? Waaaay better. ... You can tell a lot about a person by what's in their MP3 player. ... Differences can be the same. ... My heart is stained and scarred. ... My mind is stronger. ... Pro baseball players all dress the same. ... It doesn't mean as much as you think just because I'm a Scorpio. All horoscopes are so vague, you can switch them all around and they'd still hold some kind of matching truths. ... I don't have kids but I can raise the bar. ... It's been a long time since I've stepped in a strip club. ... Listening to Big by De La. ... Be cool but not cold.

Weed is OK, I guess...

Listening to Dangerdoom. ... The Australian Open is boring. ... I stole a box of Teddy Grahams the other day because I felt sick and needed food. So I walked into my boy's and raided his cupboard for a Hersey bar and that box. ... I've had Mexican food for like 3 days in a row because Juice decided he likes the waitress at the restaurant. ... Her grill is jacked. ... Amanda has lasted and that's really cool. ... I'm regretting things less but still missing others. ... Thanks for coming out here and sitting through softball tournaments with Cook's team and then getting drunk with us after. ... The Chief Justice has one job and he fucked it up and made Barack Obama look like an idiot when he was the one who was actually accurate. ... Google the movie trailer for "Black Dynamite." You won't be disappointed. ... I keep getting made fun of for hitting that guy a couple weekends ago. ... I played in a snowball tournament. It was an experience, but not so much fun all the time. ... MLB Network called. ... They aren't the organization I want to call, though. ... I'm swiping wireless right now. ... I like Step Brothers. ... I like Pineapple Express. ... I like Tapatio. ... I don't like salsa that much. ... Say no to most drugs. ... Always use a condom. ... Gullible people are fun to mess with. ... I want a sandwich. ... When a girl touches herself in front of a guy, that's super. If the girl can be into it like that, so will the fellow. ... I cussed out my doorman the other night. ... When people talk fake to other people, their voice always gets higher. ... Girls shouldn't tell boys they don't give oral sex. They should just do it and don't hit us with the shock of actually hearing those words. Just suck it up (no pun) and give head. I can't believe that in this day and age and the sexual revolution opening so many doors that girls still find a blow job to be taboo or gross. Get over it and grow up. Please your man. ... Don't get me started on swallowing. ... Marissa Miller isn't THAT hot. ... That girl in the new Jim Beam commerical is. ... Everyone says that Biggie Smalls movie is better than they thought it would be. I haven't seen it. ... I ain't no bitch. ... I have a toy crocodile sitting on my entertainment center. His name is Milo. ... I can't find my Chapstick. ... Listening to Flo Rida ... SIKE! ... Listening to The Beatles. ... Be cool and don't act like you know about politics when you don't.

It's that WHOOO WHOOOOOOO!!!!...

Listening to Hard Knock Life by Jay-Z on this old CD I found. ... Don't call me "hun." ... Bush still hasn't righted Katrina and won't even take blame for how that whole thing went down. He also called not finding WMDs a "disappointment." Bitch, that was a catastrophe. He should have just stepped down. ... I don't care about the Golden Globes. ... The street is covered in white powder and ice ... not that kind of white powder and ice. ... I knocked someone out in a bathroom Saturday. ... The most popular kid in high school might still be living off that fame. ... I have the Kim Kardashian sex tape. It sucks. ... There are really hot women on CNN. ... Don't tell me you only care about me being happy. ... I gotta vacuum. ... Go ahead and keep listening to your friends and wondering why you can't find a man. It's not a secret why guys don't tell their boys about when they find the girl they like. It's because friends give stupid fucking advice in those situtation out of jealousy or incompetence. ... The girl I met has turned out to be really cool. Our feelings are shared. ... Resentment is weird. I don't know if it's worth the energy. At times indifference is the way to go. ... I don't eat crab. ... I eat lobster. ... Oral sex is like detailing a car. Don't just do it to do it. If you take the time to start, make sure you do it right. That goes for men and women. It's possible and not too difficult to fuck a mouth on a penis/vagina. ... The kid isn't mine. ... YouTube "whistle tips" if you haven't already. You won't regret it. ... Aqua Teen Hunger Force is way better than Family Guy. ... My boy went to church recently. Many of you know my feelings on religion, at least partly. I hesitate to even bring it up because I'm sure a lot of people will only want to argue. Watch "The Last Temptation of Christ." It's not about how I feel, but if you watch it with an open mind, it'll fuck with you a little bit. If you watch it like a stubborn person, it'll just piss you off. ... Religion, in any form, is flawed and has so many holes, I don't believe any one of them can be "the one." ... The sun sets in the west for a reason. ... I'm tired of hearing about Caylee Anthony. Sorry. ... If she was a little Mexican girl from Southeast Fresno, the news wouldn't care. ... The Biggie Smalls movie doesn't look half bad, actually. ... I noticed you noticing me, and I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you, too. ... This white girl didn't know who Bruce Lee was and I got upset. ... Now I'm glad you don't want me. ... The tattoo idea is dead ... for now. ... The only good stand-up comedy is old stand-up comedy. ... Why is Sarah Palin still milking this shit? ... If you don't believe in religions enough to buy into one, where do you turn? ... The X-Effect is a perfect example of why our society is the way it is. ... Profit over pleasure. Profit over happiness. Profit over family. Profit over morality. ... I'm positive right now. But I still really need to move out of this city. Nothing seems to be going my way on that front. I'm applying to jobs I can do with one hand tied behind my back. All I need is a chance, but that isn't happening. Probably because the people in charge are too dumb to realize that my job is much tougher than what they want and that my experience, although in a slightly different field, is plenty enough to prepare me for the bullshit they are looking for. So I'm stuck unless I take a 50% pay cut, which isn't happening, yo. ... Listening to Concerto of the Desperado by The Roots. ... Be cool and keep the kitty clean.

I'm cold...

Watching the Lakers play the Hornets. ... I was forced to go back to the snowy part of the country, which means softball is on hold. ... My car hasn't seen snow in a while. ... Diet cherry Pepsi is OK. ... I went shopping and got real food. ... I set up my weights in the living room. I live alone and don't have a girl so who cares? ... I don't like Lamar Odom but he's hooping tonight. ... I LOVE the MLB Network. Plus my girl Trenni is doing damage on it. ... I'm thinking of getting a full arm sleeve tatted on my right arm. ... Why is Guess making knock offs of Gucci shoes? Just because they both start with "G" doesn't mean people will mistake Guess for Gucci. There's about a $300 difference in price, too. ... I ate by myself at a Japanese spot the other day. ... I think I need to move. It's for my own sanity. ... Why is Rachel Ray famous? ... This dude was advertising shaved ice on sale in the rain and cold on New Year's Eve. I'm sure he's swimming in money. ... Few things are worse than a dumb person who really believes they are smarter than everyone. It's painful to talk to them. ... Spit on it to keep it wet and slippery. ... Some of you need that pussy ate right. ... Some of you don't deserve it, though. ... Snowflakes are bogus. ... Jen is trying to talk like me and not a teeny bopper. ... Thanks for the ride, kid. Even though you never got behind the wheel. ... I don't take off the ski mask right now. ... Things I like: Hot Cheetos, apple juice, Slurpees. ... Things I don't like: Sushi and ex-girls. ... I just heard the term "punani vampire." You figure that one out. ... Chaz Ortiz. YouTube or Google him. Sickness ensues. ... I don't drink champagne or wine. ... This girl told me I had braces before. Then argued with me when I told her she was wrong. What a bitch. ... Softball calls me like the crack calls Pookie. ... Few things are as nice as making out like high school kids. ... I guess I can only email you when you email me first. Now I know. ... Maybe you shouldn't email me if you don't like talking to me. ... I met this girl that has a boy's nickname. I gotta thank Art and Julie for that one because I like her. ... You can be immature at any age and no matter how many lessons you claim to have learn. ... Tact is something that can't be taught and one of the most underrated traits a person can have. If you don't know what "tact" is, you might not have it and you should look the shit up. ... A girl flirted with me and asked for my number last night just because I had a Nor*Cal hoody on in the Midwest. ... The country will have it's change Jan. 20. We'll see how this works out. ... I'm swiping wireless from someone in this building but I don't know who. ... Swiper, no swiping! ... Nike Outlet is a good place to be. ... I didn't get to see Amber. ... I need my head rubbed with that blue oil. ... That girl I like is calling. ... I wanna stretch. ... Kobe is on fire! ... I need another silver Sharpie. ... I like to Shout things out. ... I always forget to take my camera. I should just sell that bitch. ... I want a haircut. It always feels good when you can go out with a clean top. ... I haven't followed politics or much news for the past two months. That's not good, probably. ... I'm watching the end of this Laker game. ... Be cool and don't smoke rocks.