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Listening to Hard Knock Life by Jay-Z on this old CD I found. ... Don't call me "hun." ... Bush still hasn't righted Katrina and won't even take blame for how that whole thing went down. He also called not finding WMDs a "disappointment." Bitch, that was a catastrophe. He should have just stepped down. ... I don't care about the Golden Globes. ... The street is covered in white powder and ice ... not that kind of white powder and ice. ... I knocked someone out in a bathroom Saturday. ... The most popular kid in high school might still be living off that fame. ... I have the Kim Kardashian sex tape. It sucks. ... There are really hot women on CNN. ... Don't tell me you only care about me being happy. ... I gotta vacuum. ... Go ahead and keep listening to your friends and wondering why you can't find a man. It's not a secret why guys don't tell their boys about when they find the girl they like. It's because friends give stupid fucking advice in those situtation out of jealousy or incompetence. ... The girl I met has turned out to be really cool. Our feelings are shared. ... Resentment is weird. I don't know if it's worth the energy. At times indifference is the way to go. ... I don't eat crab. ... I eat lobster. ... Oral sex is like detailing a car. Don't just do it to do it. If you take the time to start, make sure you do it right. That goes for men and women. It's possible and not too difficult to fuck a mouth on a penis/vagina. ... The kid isn't mine. ... YouTube "whistle tips" if you haven't already. You won't regret it. ... Aqua Teen Hunger Force is way better than Family Guy. ... My boy went to church recently. Many of you know my feelings on religion, at least partly. I hesitate to even bring it up because I'm sure a lot of people will only want to argue. Watch "The Last Temptation of Christ." It's not about how I feel, but if you watch it with an open mind, it'll fuck with you a little bit. If you watch it like a stubborn person, it'll just piss you off. ... Religion, in any form, is flawed and has so many holes, I don't believe any one of them can be "the one." ... The sun sets in the west for a reason. ... I'm tired of hearing about Caylee Anthony. Sorry. ... If she was a little Mexican girl from Southeast Fresno, the news wouldn't care. ... The Biggie Smalls movie doesn't look half bad, actually. ... I noticed you noticing me, and I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you, too. ... This white girl didn't know who Bruce Lee was and I got upset. ... Now I'm glad you don't want me. ... The tattoo idea is dead ... for now. ... The only good stand-up comedy is old stand-up comedy. ... Why is Sarah Palin still milking this shit? ... If you don't believe in religions enough to buy into one, where do you turn? ... The X-Effect is a perfect example of why our society is the way it is. ... Profit over pleasure. Profit over happiness. Profit over family. Profit over morality. ... I'm positive right now. But I still really need to move out of this city. Nothing seems to be going my way on that front. I'm applying to jobs I can do with one hand tied behind my back. All I need is a chance, but that isn't happening. Probably because the people in charge are too dumb to realize that my job is much tougher than what they want and that my experience, although in a slightly different field, is plenty enough to prepare me for the bullshit they are looking for. So I'm stuck unless I take a 50% pay cut, which isn't happening, yo. ... Listening to Concerto of the Desperado by The Roots. ... Be cool and keep the kitty clean.