Weed is OK, I guess...

Listening to Dangerdoom. ... The Australian Open is boring. ... I stole a box of Teddy Grahams the other day because I felt sick and needed food. So I walked into my boy's and raided his cupboard for a Hersey bar and that box. ... I've had Mexican food for like 3 days in a row because Juice decided he likes the waitress at the restaurant. ... Her grill is jacked. ... Amanda has lasted and that's really cool. ... I'm regretting things less but still missing others. ... Thanks for coming out here and sitting through softball tournaments with Cook's team and then getting drunk with us after. ... The Chief Justice has one job and he fucked it up and made Barack Obama look like an idiot when he was the one who was actually accurate. ... Google the movie trailer for "Black Dynamite." You won't be disappointed. ... I keep getting made fun of for hitting that guy a couple weekends ago. ... I played in a snowball tournament. It was an experience, but not so much fun all the time. ... MLB Network called. ... They aren't the organization I want to call, though. ... I'm swiping wireless right now. ... I like Step Brothers. ... I like Pineapple Express. ... I like Tapatio. ... I don't like salsa that much. ... Say no to most drugs. ... Always use a condom. ... Gullible people are fun to mess with. ... I want a sandwich. ... When a girl touches herself in front of a guy, that's super. If the girl can be into it like that, so will the fellow. ... I cussed out my doorman the other night. ... When people talk fake to other people, their voice always gets higher. ... Girls shouldn't tell boys they don't give oral sex. They should just do it and don't hit us with the shock of actually hearing those words. Just suck it up (no pun) and give head. I can't believe that in this day and age and the sexual revolution opening so many doors that girls still find a blow job to be taboo or gross. Get over it and grow up. Please your man. ... Don't get me started on swallowing. ... Marissa Miller isn't THAT hot. ... That girl in the new Jim Beam commerical is. ... Everyone says that Biggie Smalls movie is better than they thought it would be. I haven't seen it. ... I ain't no bitch. ... I have a toy crocodile sitting on my entertainment center. His name is Milo. ... I can't find my Chapstick. ... Listening to Flo Rida ... SIKE! ... Listening to The Beatles. ... Be cool and don't act like you know about politics when you don't.