Because, Skittles are good, bitch...

Listening to this old Common Sense freestyle. ... Girls swallowing and pineapple juice is on my mind at this exact moment. And it won't ONLY make me happy at that moment. Failure to spit says a lot more about a girl than girls think. ... What the fuck has Ray J ever done to deserve a reality show? ... Few things are funnier than watching middle-age white guys bump fists with each other. ... Ignorance is bliss. I might have written that before. But what's the opposite? Being aware of every little thing can be hell, yo. It's not like I know it all, but the fact that I'm aware of what I do and don't know can drive me crazy sometimes. ... There are a lot of birth control commercials on TV during the day. This I've noticed since I've been at home a lot. I guess those are targeted at women who are at home taking care of 4 babies. ... There are also a lot of commercials for penis enlargement. This country tries its best to make you feel bad about yourself. Jesus. ... I need new couches. ... Chris thinks we should write a book. He and I have both kicked this idea around a lot. Maybe a collaboration isn't such a bad idea. He thinks a book of our randomness would work. ... I had the ugliest dream of my life the other night. It made me turn on the TV and some lights and miss my mom for some reason. ... There's a large bag of Skittles sitting on my table. Like so big, it needs a ziplock top. ... Alex had a classic drunken episode on Super Bowl Sunday. This is why I need to be back around him. ... Craig fucked a married woman and Alex walked in on him because for some reason, it was happening in Alex's room. ... FUCK! I need to move! ... I've never been skiing. I doubt I ever will. ... I'm a little hesitant to have the religion conversation with Amanda. ... Stupidity is still spreading like the plague. ... My wireless is disabled. ... My boys like telling me how nice their weather is. Meanwhile, the weather where I'm at is destroying my skin. ... I have a cousin that is a hoe, literally. ... I don't like tea. Hot or otherwise. ... I can grab my hair with my hand. It's been years since it was long enough for me to do that. ... The Lakers might be done. ... If you don't know and can't figure it out on your own, then ask. ... I'm off tequila for a while ... or not. ... "Sippin' on Patreezy, talking to this breezy..." I don't like the word "breezy" but I dig that line. ... I'm steak. They're ham. ... I'm a pair of Air Max 360s. They're 180s. ... I'm the flat screen. They're a portable DVD player. I'm so-so. They're happy. ... I like making her smile. ... Amber better take advantage of Cali. And any Sac Town folks, she needs a spot. ... I don't have diamonds in my damn chain. ... There are gloves and bats all over my floor. ... The bouncer ripped my shirt last weekend. I was just reacting to one of my boys getting rushed. ... My brother Chris hit a bomb. ... Lil Wayne got nominated for a Grammy? Wow. ... Jennifer got enough courage to read. ... Vanessa gets her little sister smashed. ... Listening to Three Bricks by Ghostface Killah. ... Be cool and don't let your panties stay dry for too long.