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Listening to Sickfit by Madvillain. ... There are parts of my job that I hate every. single. day. That's why I need to be able to write some words for ME. ... If the good die young, I better learn to be bad. ... All women are crazy. Even you. They just try to keep it in for as long as they can so the person they are trying to fool falls deep enough that it's too late to escape once the crazy surfaces. Men, we just try to get a dick in your mouth or some other hole. ... I just use the mouth for the immediate future. ... I've discovered that if you are a hibitual bad decision maker, you better have some serious qualities to make up for that. LIke eating good pussy or giving head that makes a guy shake. ... On the other hand, some of you young, respectable women need to put some of those cocks down. Jesus. ... Prostitution, on the other hand, isn't so bad. That is a quest for profit. Maybe I've written this before. Still, society deems these women deviants. They are scum because they engage in illegal activities for monitary compensation. ... Drunk bitches at the bar, on the flip side, are completely legal even though they can run through as many motherfuckers in a week as a hooker. That seems backwards. Maybe the girl at the bar takes more pleasure in the sex, but what about the next morning? I bet the prositute is happy to spend that money the next day. So one is pleased and the other isn't on the night in question. But the next day their roles reverse. So who is really the stupid one? ... Women are able to barter and pay for things with their vaginas. ... Pussy costs money. Dick normally doesn't. Mine might. ... Your man is way nastier than you think, girl. He thinks of shit that you'd never imagine going through his head. That's not to say you don't think about it, but you just don't think he thinks about it. He does, though. ... And just because he came with you, that doesn't mean YOU made him cum. ... The next girl Kid Dynamite sees wearing leggings under her denim skirt or dress is getting beat with a latest issue of Vogue. FUCK! ... Just because movie stars and other dumb celebrities wear things doesn't mean they look good. ... Some dude walked into the bar with a duck the other day. On a goddamn leash. ... Car sex is underrated as an adult. Remember how dope that used to be? I know it was usually for lack of a private place that was free, but still, those are good memories. More adults should use that as a way to take a mini vacation. ... I wanted someone to text me dirty things last night. But no one did. ... It's shark week! No one better not say anything bad about shark week. Sharks are cool as shit. Only alligators and crocs can rival them in dopeness. ... I drove from San Diego to Los Angeles and the whole way I remembered why I miss the Pacific time zone. ... Vanessa Hudgins (sic) has more nude pics. I like her more and more and I've never seen High School Musical. ... But she's just more evidence that girls like lame ass guys. ... I found a couple of cool dive bars this week. ... I have hair all over me. I gotta jump in the ocean. ... Listening to The Infamous Date Rape by Tribe. ... Be cool and grow dreads.