Can I ask you to STFU?...

Listening to the Dodgers play the Rockies. ... I know it's been a while since I've written, so my fault to whoever has been checking in. I've been busy and lazy. ... Face down, ass up. I like that motto. ... So I got BLASTED by a 50-something year old white guy on his FACEBOOK the other day. Seriously. The dude is in his 50s, I've been told, and has a Facebook. You all know how I feel about Facebook, so I won't go there. Basically, used to work where I work and he lost his job and thought he was good at what he did. He wasn't. So he went all over his profile and said I was a bum and a blog and cried. I get he was mad that he lost his job, but last time I saw this cat, he was all smiles. Of course he wasn't going to tell me how he felt to my face, right?. ... Wet more girls than the pool and the beach. ... Life is too short not to have an orgasm daily. ... Alex said this: Ass play is the new black. I happen to agree. Although, this isn't something entirely new. It's kind of old. Get with the program. ... I hate when someone, mostly girls, start a conversation by saying, "Can I ask you something?" WTF is that about? Yeah, you can. And you just did. Instead of saying that, which always leads me to think this conversation is going to end up badly, just ask the fucking question. ... I like a girl who knows what defensive indifference is. ... I don't like other blogs dedicated to baseball and run by chumps. ... I'm frustrated and confused right now. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I want to fight a lot. ... Iowa is so boring to drive through. Wish my brother luck. Although I live in Wisconsin which isn't much better. At least he's playing ball. I'm not. So he wins. ... I was welcomed into a Mexican family the other night and I'm not even with the girl whose family it was. That was unexpected, strange and a little uncomfortable all at the same time. She has a big booty, though. ... If you're a girl and we're not together, don't call to ask for a ride from the bar because you or you and your party is too drunk to drive. I'm not going to do it. The answer is "NO!" ... Sometimes I'd rather sell hardware, dude. ... Sometimes I'd rather be awake at 7 a.m. everyday. ... Have any girls put a martini glass over their breast just to see if it fit? I witnessed this recently. ... Triple June saw an Asian midget working at the gas station. I need rays of sun like that in my life. Preferably daily. ... Kate Perry sucks. So does Lady GaGa. ... How come every time I start to dig a girl, she wilds out? ... I got this baseball catalog the other day in the mail. I've gone through it like 8 times with no intention of buying anything. I just like to look. Is this how girls treat Victoria's Secret books? ... If you put a DUI checkpoint outside of a Taco Bell, that's not even fair. ... Michael Vick plays tonight. I'll watch. ... The Little League World Series is on, too. I'll watch. ... I just sat here watching TV for 2 minutes and when I looked back at the computer screen, I realized I had nothing more to type. ... It's raining. ... I can't go hit. ... I need some cough drops and a gun. ... Listening to the game still. ... Be cool and that means don't be a dick.