Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Hair is OK...
Listening to the new Raekwon album. You should listen to it, too. ... The trains in Chicago are loud as fuck. I don't like that. ... I don't like to shave. That shit takes up time out of my day that I'm not willing to give up. But I think it could be worse. I could be a girl. ... You people have to shave your legs and all this otherwise no one will like you. That sucks, but it's life. ... Also, I like variety. Not the magazine, but variety. Like for instance, yes, I like a girl who doesn't leave any hair on her vagina. That's nice to look at if you have a pretty pussy. I can have fun with that. However, it's OK to change things up a little. Maybe do something different with that bitch. With me, nothing is off limits. Keep me wondering what I'll see next when I slide your panties down your legs. ... Here's something to learn from: I introduce my boy in Phoenix to this chick. They start fucking, but they definitely aren't a couple. But she catches feelings ... hard. Next thing you know, a couple, few months go by and boom, the bitch gets my buddy's NAME TATTOOED ON HER HIP! That's not a lie. They were basically just haning out and having sex and she goes and takes it to another level. Moron. ... The NFL pisses me off. I like college football way more. ... Kanye West has been called an idiot on here more than once, I think. So I don't think I really need to say it again. But it is pretty cool that the president called him a jackass. ... I don't like lip rings or studs. ... I like my new condo. ... Someone in Nor*Cal is on my mind. ... I've decided it's eyes and lips. Not even a doubt anymore. ... This girl asked someone else, not me, if my Gucci sneakers were fake. Then she asked me to buy her a shot. ... Didn't happen. ... Chris lives in Iowa now. Fuck. At least he's playing ball. ... Be cool and avoid razor bumps.
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