Stop assuming...

Listening to Dave Chappelle being Rick James on a Talib Kweli mixtape. ... We're back after a break. So if you checked in and didn't see anything new, nobody who writes on this blog gives a damn. ... Just keep checking. ... The Roots concert went something like this: A lot of Patron to start, Stephen getting double shots for his birthday and then following around every girl with a big booty, Gym Class Heroes were boring so we drank more, more tequila, The Roots were a blur, a lot of hot women showing off skin for a hip-hop show, Alex separating his shoulder throwing a can of Tecate at a white boy in the parking garage, Mondo throwing another can that hit the same guy in the nose and busted it wide open, one girl trying to hold everyone back, Stephen getting his shirt covered in blood before throwing up at the next bar, Roscoe's was a blur, I drenched his chicken in syrup, and the night ended with some naked people in the Pacific Ocean. ... I got stood up for the wedding I was in. ... People liked my speech. ... I liked one of the bride's maids. ... If you're over the age of 19, you shouldn't be rushing to go see High School Musical. ... Why are they still making SAW movies? ... I just heard Real Compton City G's on a video game commercial. ... Halloween always makes average girls a lot hotter. ... I told someone to never call me again last night. Time will tell if that was a mistake or not. ... Here's a notice to all girls: Stop trying to analyze text messages from guys because you're wrong in your assessments something like 99% of the fucking time. You don't know what we're thinking and you can't figure it out through a text. This isn't a shot at any one girl, because you all do this too much. ... Also, no one knows who I love, so stop assuming you know. Unless I proclaim my love for someone directly to you, STFU about it. ... The Dallas Cowboys are a mess. ... The Rays are done, but BJ Upton is a man. ... I should do laundry. ... I got more HD channels. ... Dracula was actually a pretty boring dude. The only cool thing he did was put people's heads on stakes in front of his castle. He didn't drink blood. ... I'm over True Blood. ... I still like Entourage. ... The iPhone hack was a success. ... I played the original Nintendo on the plane last night. ... Thanks to Melanie for driving me all around town even though I knew she was tired and wanted to go home. Meeting her was the positive from being stood up like I was a fat girl in the 11th grade. ... The joke ratio on the Leno and Letterman has McCain and Palin being made fun off a lot more than Obama and Biden. That's not bias, that's just McCain and Palin being waaaaay easier to make fun of. ... Seriously, why would you pick that lady to run with you? All smart women should rally to get her dumb ass off the ballot because she can only hurt you all, not help. ... I haven't seen a good movie in the theater for a while. Which sucks because I love movie popcorn. ... Someone suggested that Juice, who is white, dress up as a saltine cracker. ... People in Oklahoma catch giant catfish with their hands. Guess what ethnicity/race they are. ... If you've never put hot sauce on fried chicken, you've never eaten fried chicken. ... Don't give out gay candy for Halloween, give out good stuff. And no fruit. ... Are Uggs played out yet? If not, they need to be. They suck ass. ... Why are the old people from 90210 on the new 90210? ... Girls frustrate me so much. Maybe I'm to blame. Maybe they should think before they speak. ... Some recent mistakes weren't worth the consequences. ... Anyone who says they wouldn't change the mistakes they've made in the past is a damn liar. I'd change mine in a second, otherwise they wouldn't be regrettable mistakes, right? ... I woke up at 1:07 p.m. today. ... I lose Chapstick like celebutants lose self respect. ... I need a new job. ... Either that or I need to marry into a legitimately weathly family. Like the kind of wealth that isn't affected by the stupidity of our government. ... I should eat. ... Listening to Ghostface. ... Be cool and don't bother others.