Why would you think that was OK?...

Listening to something from Talib Kweli again. ... Sometimes moments in your life inspire you to write and think deeply. I might have just had one, but I don't have anything to write besides this blog. ... Someone who used to be really special to me decided it was a good idea to come back into my life and frustrate the hell out of me and fuck up my birthday. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. ... Life isn't complicated. People choose to make it that way because it adds substance and I think they don't feel like they are living it to the fullest unless some kind of drama/conflict/chaos is ensuing. There have been times in my life I've been guilty of this. More times than not, I'm able to check myself and not let it affect me too much. Other people don't have that ability and just let those troubles fester and can't get beyond them because they really don't want to. They may say they do, but deep down, they don't. ... Just because I was wrong doesn't mean it's cool for you to be when you should know better. ... You might have the Internet. And there might be porn on it. But unless you have a good high speed connection, you don't have Internet porn. ... I didn't mean to push down Amber's post, but the moment hit tonight. ... If you're reading this, read her's also. ... Guys should take notice of that post, but so should women. We'll all be better off. ... Mind Sex by DP just came on. Not really in the mood to hear that. Especially with an empty bed and a racing mind. ... I have to pee. ... OK, I'm back. ... Family Guy is funny. It's not THAT funny. ... No more butterfly tattoos. ... Don't be afraid to post what the last thing you read in the restroom was. ... A good make-out session can be great. ... A bad one can make you want to sleep. ... I've never been stung by a bee. ... Quintin Tarantino is my favorite movie maker. ... Five points to the first person to know where this is from: "So I suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh?" ... "You suppose correctly." ... That seems fitting right now. ... Maybe I'm not as random as you think. ... I'm an addict. I'll leave it up to your imaginations to figure out what I'm addicted to. ... Ms. Fat Booty by Mos Def is my favorite song. ... I won't ever pay for any girl's titties. They are more yours than mine, so you can pay for them. ... No more skeezers. ... Been lifting a lot lately. I do it for different reasons. ... I don't remember the last movie I saw in the theater. I may have written that one already. ... I don't like when people from waaaaay back in the day see you and act like they have been cool with you your whole life when you barely spoke before. It's usually because they know you're doing better than they are, so they want to latch on. Fuck that. ... No fraternities for me. ... No sororities for my daughter. She doesn't need to buy friends or rely on them for future jobs. That's not how my family will roll. ... Most girls I know from sororities are tramps and/or liars anyway. ... This blog might be the best kept secret on the WWW. ... Does anyone have Muddy Watters by Redman? ... If you do, you're OK with me. ... I don't wear body spray. ... I don't like dogs or cats. I like fish better. ... I'm all over these Cosby Show mini marathons. ... I miss the food from my hometown. ... You used to be hot. Now you're lukewarm. That's why guys don't fall all over you anymore. ... Worst invention ever: cell phones. ... Your hymen doesn't grow back just because you don't have sex for a while. You're not a virgin again. So stupid. ... Try anal. ... Let's get a little more original with our pre-marriage celebrations. ... I think I should only care about girls when my dick is hard. The other way doesn't work. ... I know where you got those Chanel and Louis bags. I'm not stupid. ... Bruce Lee is underrated in this country. ... How would he do in UFC? ... We don't hustle dro. But we know those who do. ... Check your attitude at the door and I will too. It's that simple. ... The reason people butt heads is because they are both stubborn. When no one wants to be the first to give in, it doesn't work. ... The other night, both my feet fell asleep and I couldn't balance myself when I stood. It was wild, yo. ... Let's move west like Kanye. ... By the way, he sucks. ... Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force doesn't suck. ... I'm not a fan of fog. I like mist. ... But not Sierra Mist. That's a terrible knock off of Sprite and 7-up. ... I like girls who say yes. But that'll probably end once I have a daughter. ... Strip clubs are cool places to to hang out without dealing with knuckleheads. They aren't really good places to look at girls. ... Private strippers are good sources of prostitution. ... I need a working NES. ... I need a massage. ... They say I kiss good, but that could just be Internet gossip. ... No thin lips. ... No loose lips. ... Patron makes me want sex. ... No chasers. ... No lemon. No salt. ... No crying. ... No pouting. ... No saying "no." ... No panties. ... No boxers anymore. ... No leaving your shit at my place and expecting to get it back if I never see you again. ... I never have anything to wear out. ... Mr. T is handy with computers, he says. ... Guilty pleasure: Rich Boy, Throw Some D's. The remix. ... Not a guilty pleasure: Soulja Boy. ... I have skeeted on someone before. ... I don't drink V-8. That shit is gross. ... No telling on people. ... It shouldn't be a risk that if you buy a girl a drink she might accept it and walk away. She should have the decency to talk for a little. She doesn't have to fuck. ... No faking like you're rich. ... No hangovers. ... No drunk acts of racism toward Hispanic people when you are drunk and at the Mexican restaruant at 3 a.m. ... What? Fuck. ... I think I'm done. Listening to Life is Real by Mos Def. ... Be cool and stop playing with people's emotions.