Rough sex: not for all occasions...

Listening to GZA diss 50 Cent in this new song. ... My family had stupid beef on Christmas because no one knows how to act and people are looking for sympathy. ... On the brighter side, I got some SICK 360s as a present from someone. ... I don't know how to answer your email. ... Remember the eight-month skid and ending it in Alex's apartment? ... Or the picture in Monterey? ... Or Phoenix? ... My feet are cold. ... Some people deserve to have a brick thrown at their head. ... I went to a gay couples Christmas party and met this city's public defender and DA. She loved me. ... That party also had a lot of weed being passed. Yes, the public defender took a few hits. And based on social status and attire, the flies on the wall were probably surprised I was the only one not getting high. ... Tiger Woods golf on Wii is off the meter. I've definitely stayed up past 3 a.m. playing that a lot in the last week with Michael and Marco and Chris. ... My cousins lag, but they are pretty fun. ... I miss having a girlfriend. But not having one has advantages. ... I've been watching a lot of bad TV. ... Vanessa says I'm behind the times on that Plan B pill. Forgive me for never having to go get one for anybody. It's just easier to punch their stomach. ... I'm going back to Alex's crib. There's nothing for me here. ... People use "staying in touch" with others as an excuse for having Myspace and Facebook. That's a bogus ass line because that's what email accounts and cell phones are for. Those sites are really used to keep drama alive and to show others how popular a person might believe they are. ... I've also been watching a lot of skateboarding. ... Softball season is over so it's OK to go to jail now. I won't miss anything. ... Working is for the birds. ... Chillin is for kings. ... Sex is for everyone. ... Why do TV stations show fireplaces for Christmas? That's just stupid. It's not a mood setter. ... Giving head - both ways - is a talent lost on some people. The sex gods didn't bless everyone with the gift of being a tiger in the sack. Some people just don't know what in the fuck they are doing. ... I don't like mass text messages. I don't need 99 people sending me the same Merry Xmas message because I don't even talk to 90 of them. Take me off those fucking lists. ... I'm still drunk from last night. ... Why is Lou Holtz on TV? ... Rough sex has to come in moderation. You can be pulling hair and slapping and choking every time or else what's the point? Then it's just normal sex. Make it spontaneous, so when it is time for hair pulling from behind and a hand around the throat, it's hot and orgasm inducing. ... My brother got me a dope hat for Christmas. ... Patron always seems like my friend when I'm sober or buzzed. After that, it's a bastard. ... I don't drink socially. I drink to get tanked. ... Eddie Murphy used to be the funniest person on the planet. Now he's as lame as gas prices going back up. ... Yes, I would like a blow job. Thank you for asking. ... Sacramento was fun. Sac State has talent and money walking it's halls. Lovely. ... Let's move to Miami. ... Let's play mad video games. ... Let's order a stripper. ... Let's go get another bottle, yo. ... Let's just dump her ass in the alley. ... Is George Bush still even the president? Haven't seen that guy in a while. ... Why is it OK to show a guy's ass on network TV but not the ass of a woman? ... I want Me N Ed's. ... I need a new Elite bag. ... I'm trying to drink diet soda now. My body is a temple. ... Pause ... NOT. ... Listening to Woozy by Luda because my phone is ringing so it's time to go. ... Be cool like the Midwest right about now.

Throwing up at the bar is common...

Listening to Politics As Usual. ... It's snowing in parts of the country not used to snow. ... It was too cold to be standing on a field and playing ball this weekend. Edson definitely agrees. ... I like Yoga pants. ... Not to wear but to look at girls wear. ... I think Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angelina Jolie. ... Sarah Palin's family is too good to be true. And some Republicans want her to be the new face of the party? Good luck with all that. ... Are you not entertained? ... Someone bought me some new 360s. They have orange in them and I don't own orange clothes. But they are still as fresh as watermelons on the vine. ... The NFL is getting more interesting the last couple weeks. Dallas is a choke artist. ... I don't watch much TV beyond sports and cartoons, but I'm hypnotized by Bad Girls Club ... again. These hoes just prove women are all somewhat psycho. I think they all have bugs in their brains that make them act out of order. Some bugs are just bigger than others. ... I like how Christmas trees smell. ... Some girls hate men but they make both our lives miserable, yo. ... I lost my toothbrush, twice. So I bought a new one at like 1 a.m. only to realize one of the "lost" ones was in my backpack. ... I have two ex-girlfriends. ... Why do girls confess a crush, unsolicited, then don't move on it. Why confess at all? ... Some columnist called the NBA "ghetto garbage." Ouch. Start looking for a job. ... I like girls with glasses. Not them big ass Mary J. Blige glasses. I mean real glasses, like the kind that makes you call a girl "four eyes." ... Don't whisper in a group unless you're whispering to all the people. That's one of the rudest things someone can do. ... Strip clubs aren't that bad. They aren't that great, either. ... I'd rather see a girl in a thong than naked ... usually. ... It's cool when I sit next to a girl and put my hand on her lower back and she puts hers on my lap. ... There's a new morning-after pill called "Plan B." That is hilarious to me. ... I rarely like the friends of the girls I like. ... The neck of a turkey is called a wattle. ... Spanish TV has no regard for plot or point as long as the women are as close to naked as legally possible. ... No way Brittney Spears' reality show is real. ... There are way too many dancing shows on TV. ... Bromance? Seriously? ... No wonder this country is one of the dumbest in the world. ... I want teryaki chicken today. ... Getting shaved by the barber is nice. ... This blog calls a spade a spade, like it or not. ... If you're naive, at least try to recognize it and shut the fuck up. ... I'd rather remember Anna and forget Tiffany. ... Alex had a birthday. He threw up AT the bar. That's not the first time a friend or family memeber has done that in the last three months. ... What's happening to the Lakers? ... Stop looking for excuses. ... Pay your rent before you get booted. ... What is life if you don't have fun and do what you want? ... What's a weekend if there's not liquour around or if you're not knocking boots (tribe)? ... They call the Kid a freak but no S&M. ... Remember when we sprayed water at each other in my apartment? ... I wouldn't call it hate. I'd say I despite that person. ... Chris got him a little gold mine. I remember those days. Now I have a silver mine. ... Listening to Girls by Beastie Boys. ... Be cool and remember to carry and umbrella, but do NOT play that song by Rhianna.

They probably didn't even rob him...

Listening to Tha Alkaholiks, Likwidation. ... So check this out: Three nights ago I leave someone's apartment and go to 7-11 at around 2 a.m. I am getting a Slurpee and hot Cheetos. As I'm getting my shit, three Mexican dudes walk in and it's just us and the guy working. The problem is that when they walk in, the guy working is locking all the beer down. Well, this doesn't sit well with these other cats, who are dressed like they just came from the club and were fresh out of the beauty salon. In other words, I hated them on sight. So I take my stuff to the register and these dudes start yelling at the cashier. Outside sits a new Cadillac they came in. They cuss out the guy and go to the car, but before that one of them says "let's jack this motherfucker." I took it for a bad joke. I'm getting my change and about to walk out and all three of these morons walk back in yelling because the guy won't sell them alcohol. One pulls out a gun and says "now what, bitch?" The cashier freaks out and I am about 10 feet from the door. One of the guys looks at me and nods his head like "get out." So I nod my head back while the dude with the piece is threatening the cashier, but isn't demanding money or beer. Just yelling at him. I walk out and get in my car and take off. ... My neck hurts. ... I want these Air Max shoes I saw, but $140 seems too much. ... The Kings fucked up my trip to Sacramento by winning. ... It might snow here next week. Bananas. ... This dog barks like a motherfucker every morning right outside my window. ... Luis is out of prison. That's good. Maybe. ... Girls don't know what they want, so how are guys supposed to know? ... I need to keep busy or my mind wanders. This hasn't been overly difficult lately. ... I want one of those illegal satallite dishes. ... I found his hoodie that I wanted and it took me like 30 minutes of searching in the store for the style and size. Then I throw it on the next day and realize it has a rip near the bottom. Pissed! ... I know waaaay too many flaky people. That is something that really upsets me and is one of the things that irritates me the most. But there's no way to stop people from being like that, I guess. ... Some people need to learn the definition of "naked." ... If you think someone might call your bluff, don't bluff. ... I took that ripped hoodie back to the store and they had no more of my size, of course. I had to order it online. ... Someone made me cookies and they sucked. ... Listening to J-Zone. ... Be cool like this bogus ass California weather.

Edson says: Where's my booty call?...

I was with Edson for his drunken state. It was awesome...

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Let me begin with saying playing softball in the cold is not that fun....I got drunk at the fields this weekend...It happens when you go 0-2 and are done by 3pm....De La Hoya needs to retire...On Sunday he should of turned in his retirement papers...I hate fake people...But I hate fake girls more...I want a Titan...But I was scared to trade all 3 of my bats for one...Anthony is considering flying to Cali twice a month to play ball...I'm considering retirement...People really do hate me...They call me cocky...I call it knowing I'm better than you...I'm not the best at anything I do....But I know I'm better and have more knowledge than some of you....I kind of miss Fresno....I'm frustrated with the bullshit that's going on in the economy....Everyone wants a bailout plan but no one wants to take responsibility for fucking shit up on their own....People got laid off at my work....Seven to be exact....Tribune Co. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The Cubs and Wrigley field weren't included in the Chapter 11 filing....I heard a girl say she doesn't swallow anything that's not "gushy" this weekend. It was funny at the time. Or maybe the fact that I was almost drunk made it funny...I need a booty call...It's cold outside and the fog doesn't help my cause....Christmas is starting to feel overrated, maybe the older I get the less exciting I am for it....Someone tell me why Boise State got screwed from a BCS game and Ohio State with 2 losses gets into one. Did people forget what Boise did to Oklahoma a few years ago....I hate the BCS....I want to see USC play Florida....OU is overrated, matter of fact the entire Big 12 is overrated no defense at all in that conference...Can the Dolphins really make the playoffs?? CC Sabathia wants to play in LA and the National League...The Dodgers better open up their checkbooks!! I need baseball season to start again....I need to realize that ignorant people will always exist and I just have to grow accustomed to them....I try to surround myself with positive people...Negative people are just looking for an excuse to fail...I won't let myself fail at anything I do...Every single person needs to look in the mirror and take responsibilities for their action and not worry about what everyone else is doing...That will probably never happen...The Dark Knight is being re-released to theatres in January. That movie is going to make over a billion dollars...They don't make sneakers the way they used to. I miss a pair of good sneakers...Then again they don't make music the way they used to as well...Does that mean people aren't as creative anymore? I'm going to be an uncle in the very near future...That means I gotta buy another X-Mas present....I'm out like the Cowboys will be from the playoffs....Stay in school kids and do your homework.

My pager was fresh...

Listening to Marvel by GFK. ... Someone thought I don't keep this blog as private as they figured I might. ... Saw Edson for the first time in a while this weekend. ... I saw a lot of people for the first time in a long time this weekend. ... Sacramento tomorrow. ... I'm not sick anymore. ... Life was easier when I was 16. ... My brother got the dopest glove I've seen since I got mine. It was nice before, then Jaime got a hold of it and decorated it something nasty. ... I say "yo" and "fuck" a lot. So what? ... It's time for another guest blog. ... I haven't forgot about the new sex blog. Just lagging on the details. ... I've been eating a lot of Mexican and Asian food over the last two weeks. ... Everytime you text me, I have to start over. And everytime you overreact about what you read or think without consulting me, you set back any chance of us being cool. ... I haven't watched Monday Night Football in a long time. ... Been pushing that Benzo out here. Christopher had her buy him an iPhone. It must be in the blood. ... Since you only seem to have feelings for me when I'm in front of your face, I'll stop being there. You're pushing me away and it's getting easier to not want to deal with this. ... Marcie is a good friend. ... Let's give motherfuckers all this bailout money so they can squander it and fuck themselves all over again. ... We'll see how long these casual observers are interested in politics once Obama's newness wears off and rappers stop putting his name in their lyrics. ... You wanna know the truth, no I don't really communicate with her. But I know you do so don't by a hypocrit. She's not that bad of a person. ... New York invented gully. California invented gangster. ... I'll never wear a white V-neck tee like it was fashionable. ... I'll never wear a hoodie and pull up the sleeves to the middle of my forearms. ... All the rips in my jeans are from wear and tear, not from the factory. ... Everyone wants to know how they do "it" out in Cali. "It" can mean pretty much anything you want. Trend setters live up and down that state. ... Where do you think the name Lil' Weezy originated? ... Is swallowing really that bad? ... I found the happy ending massage spot thanks to Stephen. ... I haven't been as drunk as I should be lately. ... That'll change tomorrow at this Lakers game. ... I want to fly to Phoenix this weekend. ... I want a haircut. I got a barber that does house calls once a week now. ... I still sometimes get phone numbers written on torn off pieces of paper. ... People aren't as techno savvy as they should be. It's like they don't see what the future is. ... Don't be afraid to make a "career" change. ... That's in quotation marks because some of you don't realize that working a job where the owner of the company doesn't know your name isn't a career most likely. ... Everybody is crazy. ... Maybe if I was a thug I could pull her. ... My neck is a wreck. ... I like that Tony Romo is imploding. I don't wish bad on the dude in the game of life, just in football. ... I still look at comic books and ride a skateboard to buy hot Cheetos and apple juice. ... I have stickers all over my bats. ... I don't wear jewlery of any kind because nowadays, that shit is only made to get stolen. ... The world needs more RZA samples. ... I'm surrounded by religious images right now. ... A lot of you need to shed the training bra of life and dive into the cold water. ... We all have one memory that no one will ever hear about and the only people who know about are those that were present. ... I beat Super Mario Bros. last night and almost beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out. ... I didn't cheat in either game. ... Listening to Halftime by Nas. ... Be cool like people with pagers when they first became popular. ... Mine had different colored clips.

I'm bored...

Listening to a Jin freestyle. ... I want a new pair of 360s. ... I don't really have anyone non-family to buy a Christmas present for. ... I saw the cops twist a dude's arm back yesterday and he was in cuffs and not even fighthing them. Fucking swine. ... I can't watch the Kings play. Painful on different levels, but I'm supposed to be at that barn of an arena to watch the Lakers. ... I can't stomach being vulnerable. I think I'm a control freak and that just shows me how not in control of some things I actually am. And that can hurt and humble. ... The Real Houswives of Orange County -- give me a break. ... The Real Houswives of Atlanta -- bitch, please. ... I saw Hancock. Half of it, anyway. ... I don't do what I do for money anymore. ... I do hate you right now. ... To you, I'm really hurt by you right now. But I don't hate you and I'm afraid I'll end up feeling that way soon. ... Listening to Fiend by Jaheim. ... Be cool.

We don't cook tacos on thanksgiving...

Listening to Fallin' by Jay-Z. ... My moods have shifted like a woman's lately. ... I'm just not happy. ... I could be the victim of having too many positives and knowing it. I really don't care if that sounds concieded. That's my latest revelation. ... I responded to an email the other night with a long, detailed diatribe, but when I was finished, I deleted it and never sent it to the person who should have been reading it. I don't even know if she wants it. I don't think I want to send it. ... I try not to hate you. ... The girl I was kinda talking to just told me something bad. ... The one I met with this weekend is a cheerleader for the 49ers and she told me some things that made me smile a lot. Let's see where this goes because it seems I'm totally uncommitted now. ... I won't wear a white tux when I get married. That's lame. ... Thanksgiving was nice. I don't like when people call it "Turkey Day." That's just stupid to me. ... I have a crush on someone and she told me she's returning the favor. She doesn't know I'm returning it, though. ... That new Busta shit - Arab Money - sucks. ... This DVD player doesn't work and I can't watch It's Always Sunny in Philly. Fuck. ... I see in HD. That doesn't help make life in more clear, however. ... How unfortunate that you might never get to see me develop into the man that I strive to be. Both of you. ... I like arm candy. ... I like real candy. ... I like ice cream. ... I like juice boxes and Capri Sun. ... I like fruit snacks. ... I like glossy lips. ... I like big asses. ... I like small waists. ... I like the old school. ... I don't like Las Vegas. ... I like tequila. ... I like Air Maxes. ... I like pro baseball hats. ... I don't like lingerie. ... I do like panties and a wifebeater. ... Writing used to be my release. That's not working lately. Although, writing that email and not sending it made me sleep a little better. ... Biggie Smalls raps about Nissan Sentras a lot. He musta had one like me. ... Plaxico Burress is a moron. Grade A. ... I get mail at my grandma's crib even though I don't live there. ... Someone asked me today if I celebrated Thanksgiving. What the fuck? ... I don't know what to write. ... I'm not feeling too observant or clever or creative. ... Shopping the day after Thanksgiving is for the birds. ... So is Christmas shopping in general. I do that shit online. You don't get trampled that way and no one dies. ... I'm not a club boy. ... Someone else asked me what Mexican people eat on Thanksgiving. What the fuck? Seriously? ... I eat turkey, bitch. ... There is a such thing as being too smart and on point for your own good/happiness. ... It's funny that some people are intelligent and self-aware enough to diagnose their own flaws and faults, but those same people aren't smart enough or don't care enough to correct them. ... I am guilty of this sometimes. Not always. But it hurts my cause when I am. ... Your man is cheating on you, girl. I saw it this weekend. ... Dogs bark more in the ghetto. Early in the morning. ... A two-way pager was just a big texting machine. ... I saw a drop top mustang today with a Louis Vuitton pattern on the rag. That means the part that folds down when the top comes down, yeah, that was LV. And it was black, purple and green. ... I hate going to Wal-Mart. They are always nasty and I feel like I have to be on the toes when I'm in there just in case something pops off. ... Why does Kiesha Cole have her own show? ... It must have been nice in the Old West when you could shoot someone and get away with it by buying the sherrif a beer or something. ... My uncle told me about how him and my dad got the cuffs put on them at a party way back in the day. And of course they didn't even do anything wrong. ... That was back in the days of car clubs, afros and cruising. ... On a cold day, take a steaming hot shower. ... You should take showers anyway so you don't smell. ... I'm not impressed by your Nike Dunks. ... Do I care if I end up single? ... Do you worry about being married and discovering you like someone else whom you just met? ... Listening to 7:30 by Kweli and Res. ... Be cool and don't cross gangsters.