Rough sex: not for all occasions...

Listening to GZA diss 50 Cent in this new song. ... My family had stupid beef on Christmas because no one knows how to act and people are looking for sympathy. ... On the brighter side, I got some SICK 360s as a present from someone. ... I don't know how to answer your email. ... Remember the eight-month skid and ending it in Alex's apartment? ... Or the picture in Monterey? ... Or Phoenix? ... My feet are cold. ... Some people deserve to have a brick thrown at their head. ... I went to a gay couples Christmas party and met this city's public defender and DA. She loved me. ... That party also had a lot of weed being passed. Yes, the public defender took a few hits. And based on social status and attire, the flies on the wall were probably surprised I was the only one not getting high. ... Tiger Woods golf on Wii is off the meter. I've definitely stayed up past 3 a.m. playing that a lot in the last week with Michael and Marco and Chris. ... My cousins lag, but they are pretty fun. ... I miss having a girlfriend. But not having one has advantages. ... I've been watching a lot of bad TV. ... Vanessa says I'm behind the times on that Plan B pill. Forgive me for never having to go get one for anybody. It's just easier to punch their stomach. ... I'm going back to Alex's crib. There's nothing for me here. ... People use "staying in touch" with others as an excuse for having Myspace and Facebook. That's a bogus ass line because that's what email accounts and cell phones are for. Those sites are really used to keep drama alive and to show others how popular a person might believe they are. ... I've also been watching a lot of skateboarding. ... Softball season is over so it's OK to go to jail now. I won't miss anything. ... Working is for the birds. ... Chillin is for kings. ... Sex is for everyone. ... Why do TV stations show fireplaces for Christmas? That's just stupid. It's not a mood setter. ... Giving head - both ways - is a talent lost on some people. The sex gods didn't bless everyone with the gift of being a tiger in the sack. Some people just don't know what in the fuck they are doing. ... I don't like mass text messages. I don't need 99 people sending me the same Merry Xmas message because I don't even talk to 90 of them. Take me off those fucking lists. ... I'm still drunk from last night. ... Why is Lou Holtz on TV? ... Rough sex has to come in moderation. You can be pulling hair and slapping and choking every time or else what's the point? Then it's just normal sex. Make it spontaneous, so when it is time for hair pulling from behind and a hand around the throat, it's hot and orgasm inducing. ... My brother got me a dope hat for Christmas. ... Patron always seems like my friend when I'm sober or buzzed. After that, it's a bastard. ... I don't drink socially. I drink to get tanked. ... Eddie Murphy used to be the funniest person on the planet. Now he's as lame as gas prices going back up. ... Yes, I would like a blow job. Thank you for asking. ... Sacramento was fun. Sac State has talent and money walking it's halls. Lovely. ... Let's move to Miami. ... Let's play mad video games. ... Let's order a stripper. ... Let's go get another bottle, yo. ... Let's just dump her ass in the alley. ... Is George Bush still even the president? Haven't seen that guy in a while. ... Why is it OK to show a guy's ass on network TV but not the ass of a woman? ... I want Me N Ed's. ... I need a new Elite bag. ... I'm trying to drink diet soda now. My body is a temple. ... Pause ... NOT. ... Listening to Woozy by Luda because my phone is ringing so it's time to go. ... Be cool like the Midwest right about now.