Monday, December 1, 2008
We don't cook tacos on thanksgiving...
Listening to Fallin' by Jay-Z. ... My moods have shifted like a woman's lately. ... I'm just not happy. ... I could be the victim of having too many positives and knowing it. I really don't care if that sounds concieded. That's my latest revelation. ... I responded to an email the other night with a long, detailed diatribe, but when I was finished, I deleted it and never sent it to the person who should have been reading it. I don't even know if she wants it. I don't think I want to send it. ... I try not to hate you. ... The girl I was kinda talking to just told me something bad. ... The one I met with this weekend is a cheerleader for the 49ers and she told me some things that made me smile a lot. Let's see where this goes because it seems I'm totally uncommitted now. ... I won't wear a white tux when I get married. That's lame. ... Thanksgiving was nice. I don't like when people call it "Turkey Day." That's just stupid to me. ... I have a crush on someone and she told me she's returning the favor. She doesn't know I'm returning it, though. ... That new Busta shit - Arab Money - sucks. ... This DVD player doesn't work and I can't watch It's Always Sunny in Philly. Fuck. ... I see in HD. That doesn't help make life in more clear, however. ... How unfortunate that you might never get to see me develop into the man that I strive to be. Both of you. ... I like arm candy. ... I like real candy. ... I like ice cream. ... I like juice boxes and Capri Sun. ... I like fruit snacks. ... I like glossy lips. ... I like big asses. ... I like small waists. ... I like the old school. ... I don't like Las Vegas. ... I like tequila. ... I like Air Maxes. ... I like pro baseball hats. ... I don't like lingerie. ... I do like panties and a wifebeater. ... Writing used to be my release. That's not working lately. Although, writing that email and not sending it made me sleep a little better. ... Biggie Smalls raps about Nissan Sentras a lot. He musta had one like me. ... Plaxico Burress is a moron. Grade A. ... I get mail at my grandma's crib even though I don't live there. ... Someone asked me today if I celebrated Thanksgiving. What the fuck? ... I don't know what to write. ... I'm not feeling too observant or clever or creative. ... Shopping the day after Thanksgiving is for the birds. ... So is Christmas shopping in general. I do that shit online. You don't get trampled that way and no one dies. ... I'm not a club boy. ... Someone else asked me what Mexican people eat on Thanksgiving. What the fuck? Seriously? ... I eat turkey, bitch. ... There is a such thing as being too smart and on point for your own good/happiness. ... It's funny that some people are intelligent and self-aware enough to diagnose their own flaws and faults, but those same people aren't smart enough or don't care enough to correct them. ... I am guilty of this sometimes. Not always. But it hurts my cause when I am. ... Your man is cheating on you, girl. I saw it this weekend. ... Dogs bark more in the ghetto. Early in the morning. ... A two-way pager was just a big texting machine. ... I saw a drop top mustang today with a Louis Vuitton pattern on the rag. That means the part that folds down when the top comes down, yeah, that was LV. And it was black, purple and green. ... I hate going to Wal-Mart. They are always nasty and I feel like I have to be on the toes when I'm in there just in case something pops off. ... Why does Kiesha Cole have her own show? ... It must have been nice in the Old West when you could shoot someone and get away with it by buying the sherrif a beer or something. ... My uncle told me about how him and my dad got the cuffs put on them at a party way back in the day. And of course they didn't even do anything wrong. ... That was back in the days of car clubs, afros and cruising. ... On a cold day, take a steaming hot shower. ... You should take showers anyway so you don't smell. ... I'm not impressed by your Nike Dunks. ... Do I care if I end up single? ... Do you worry about being married and discovering you like someone else whom you just met? ... Listening to 7:30 by Kweli and Res. ... Be cool and don't cross gangsters.
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I think I know you enough to know that you'll care about ending up single. Just don't marry the first big ass that's a sports fan and gives good head and you won't have to worry about being married and diggin some other girl that comes along.
~S
Ohhh and LMAO @ What do you eat for Thanksgiving?
There are a lot of tards in the world.
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