Throwing up at the bar is common...

Listening to Politics As Usual. ... It's snowing in parts of the country not used to snow. ... It was too cold to be standing on a field and playing ball this weekend. Edson definitely agrees. ... I like Yoga pants. ... Not to wear but to look at girls wear. ... I think Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angelina Jolie. ... Sarah Palin's family is too good to be true. And some Republicans want her to be the new face of the party? Good luck with all that. ... Are you not entertained? ... Someone bought me some new 360s. They have orange in them and I don't own orange clothes. But they are still as fresh as watermelons on the vine. ... The NFL is getting more interesting the last couple weeks. Dallas is a choke artist. ... I don't watch much TV beyond sports and cartoons, but I'm hypnotized by Bad Girls Club ... again. These hoes just prove women are all somewhat psycho. I think they all have bugs in their brains that make them act out of order. Some bugs are just bigger than others. ... I like how Christmas trees smell. ... Some girls hate men but they make both our lives miserable, yo. ... I lost my toothbrush, twice. So I bought a new one at like 1 a.m. only to realize one of the "lost" ones was in my backpack. ... I have two ex-girlfriends. ... Why do girls confess a crush, unsolicited, then don't move on it. Why confess at all? ... Some columnist called the NBA "ghetto garbage." Ouch. Start looking for a job. ... I like girls with glasses. Not them big ass Mary J. Blige glasses. I mean real glasses, like the kind that makes you call a girl "four eyes." ... Don't whisper in a group unless you're whispering to all the people. That's one of the rudest things someone can do. ... Strip clubs aren't that bad. They aren't that great, either. ... I'd rather see a girl in a thong than naked ... usually. ... It's cool when I sit next to a girl and put my hand on her lower back and she puts hers on my lap. ... There's a new morning-after pill called "Plan B." That is hilarious to me. ... I rarely like the friends of the girls I like. ... The neck of a turkey is called a wattle. ... Spanish TV has no regard for plot or point as long as the women are as close to naked as legally possible. ... No way Brittney Spears' reality show is real. ... There are way too many dancing shows on TV. ... Bromance? Seriously? ... No wonder this country is one of the dumbest in the world. ... I want teryaki chicken today. ... Getting shaved by the barber is nice. ... This blog calls a spade a spade, like it or not. ... If you're naive, at least try to recognize it and shut the fuck up. ... I'd rather remember Anna and forget Tiffany. ... Alex had a birthday. He threw up AT the bar. That's not the first time a friend or family memeber has done that in the last three months. ... What's happening to the Lakers? ... Stop looking for excuses. ... Pay your rent before you get booted. ... What is life if you don't have fun and do what you want? ... What's a weekend if there's not liquour around or if you're not knocking boots (tribe)? ... They call the Kid a freak but no S&M. ... Remember when we sprayed water at each other in my apartment? ... I wouldn't call it hate. I'd say I despite that person. ... Chris got him a little gold mine. I remember those days. Now I have a silver mine. ... Listening to Girls by Beastie Boys. ... Be cool and remember to carry and umbrella, but do NOT play that song by Rhianna.