I like bracelets...

Listening to Dave Chappelle being Rick James on a Talib Kweli mixtape. ... I like orange chicken. Who doesn't, I guess. It's the easy thing to get when you order Chinese food. It's kinda hard to fuck that up. ... I've learned this living in different parts of the country: Not all Chinese food is the same. It's very different in Texas, California, Illinois and the East Coast. Dishes aren't cooked the same way. Pan fried noodles are very different depending on what region of the country you get them in. ... The Cavaliers look good. The Lakers look like trash. ... My vacuum sucks so bad. It don't pick up shit. I think it leaves more stuff on the ground than there was when I turned that bitch on! ... I don't understand girls who don't like sneakers. There's more in this life than heels and slip-ons, yo. ... They say the first thing a girl notices on a guy is his shoes. Well, if a girl can wear some fresh sneakers, and not have them looking ghetto as fuck, that goes a long way to making me want to make out with you. ... Don't have a Bob Marley poster or t-shirt if you've never heard his music. Just because you smoke weed doesn't mean you should have that stuff without knowing his shit. ... Ricky Hatton should stop taking big fights. ... Yeah, I still like Asian girls. But I haven't met a cool one in a while. ... If you watch The Hills, stop reading my blog, stop talking to me if I know you and stop living your life through people on a "reality show" (that shit isn't a reality show, btw). ... I shouldn't have to tell you I want head. Also, no guy wants to hear "I only do it if I'm really close to somebody or if he's my boyfriend." Serious? Grow up a little, especially if you're saying that when you're already willing to get naked and have someone go down on you. Selfish ass bitches. ... Oh yeah, get over it and swallow. ... I slept until 2:35 p.m. today. ... Alex falls asleep DURING sex. Stephen throws up on girls DURING sex. Both of those things are hilarious to me. ... If you meet a cool guy older than 25 you should try to stay away from asking "why is a guy like you still single?" All that is is a death wish because sooner or later, you'll find out. Also, if you're in the same age group and single, there's probably something wrong with you, too. ... Don't get married just because you think it's that time in your life. ... Too many people are afraid of being single. It's not that bad of a life, especially when monogomy isn't natural. You really think we're the only species on this planet predisposed to being with one person for our entire lives? I'm not saying it's not possible, I'm saying it's unnatural. ... I don't think every person has one person out there for them. I think they have several, probably hundreds or thousands. The trick is finding that person. If everyone was with who they were "supposed" to be with, we wouldn't have a 60% divorce rate in THIS country. In other countries where sex is far less taboo and the cultures are more open about it, the divorce rate is lower. If you don't believe me, you should actually try doing something different with your life and read a little bit. ... I judged a pole dancing contest recently. It was bogus. ... Guys have candles too. That's not just a girl thing. ... Just because you like someone you can't have, don't keep your friend from having them. Selfish. ... Girls want a "soldier" until he acts like a "soldier" on them. ... This tattoo thing is probably going to happen. ... I don't really like girls who drink beer. ... Actually, I don't really like girls who drink ONLY beer. ... Naked pictures of Rhianna. I was telling people that was the next episode in this drama about two months ago. I don't think I wrote it, but it was sort of a guess and it turned out to be right. Nice. That girl has ass. I can't hate that. And I am and I'm am not a fan of pierced nipples. ... It's hard for me to say no to nice people. ... A battle ain't a battle if your snake don't rattle. ... OH! I have a good little diddy from my recent past. Don't start talking to a guy, whether he's a new one or an old one, when you KNOW you're still trying to "work things out" with an ex. That definitely deserves a fucking sock in the chin. ... The NBA playoffs are so boring right now. ... Baseball is king. Maybe we gotta get over it because the playing field was a lot more level than anyone is willing to admit. ... I'm through wondering who thinks what and when she might email me. ... Few things are a better time than a good wedding reception or a night of drinking at my godmother's house with family and my boys. I really dig that my people like almost all of my family. Alcohol will make people closer, that's for sure. ... Hey, girl ... hey! ... Yo ... Girl! ... What's your name? ... Amanda made me some bracelets. That was very nice cuz I didn't even ask. ... I'll be home in less than a week. ... My family issues are so stupid. ... People have to learn to let certain things go and that some shit is just not worth worrying or being upset or pissed off about. Really, you'll be happier whenever this is learned. You live with more tranquility. ... Even black people are embarassed by the outrage of the black community in regards to fried chicken places running out of fried chicken. ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBflm_S61Wg ... That picture below made me really happy until I found out it was digitally enhanced. ... Be careful when you let the liqour do your thinking. ... Did that dude from Jon and Kate plus 8 cheat on his white woman? ... I don't know if there's going to be a more scrutinized president after four years than our current one. ... He's not to blame for the swine flu, I don't think. Although, I can't be certain. ... My mentors always tell me "don't give them ammunition for when they criticize you. They're going to do it no matter what, so just don't give them any reason to." That's too bad. ... Yeah, and you probably think strippers like you, too, huh? ... I'd spend money on you if I liked you. Until then, you can buy your own shit. ... No, I don't have sex. Right now. ... If you don't have kids and you're single (single means not married or engaged) drink, smoke, party your ass off. ... I never had a girlfriend the color of flour. ... You don't want to be inside my head. ... Ice, vanilla ice cream, chocolate quick, a banana, cinnamon, a blender. ... I don't give a fuck who your cousin or best friend used to fuck. ... Aubrey is cool because she says "nitwit." That's like me saying bogus. ... If you got something to say, I'll post it. It really doesn't matter what's on your mind. ... Name the last time you saw something music related on MTV. ... I'll wait. ... I don't like the name "Nick." Nicholas is cool though. ... Don't get upset if I don't answer your call. Just don't leave me a voicemail unless it'll make me laugh. ... I got to go now. Listening to Xzbibit with Fishbone. Be cool and don't put bumper stickers on your car.