Because, tequila is fun...

Listening to Axis: Bold as Love. ... I fucking hate deadlines. ... Headed to the West in the morning. ... I need the beach and bikins. ... If I'm mad at you, don't try to be cute to get back on my good side. It's stupid. Just be sincere and real and don't act like shit hasn't happened because then you're number gets deleted and I don't want to talk to you anymore. ... I don't like working out in front of people. ... I don't like bartenders telling me I can't have another drink. ... I called a black guy a "sambo" the other night. We all laughed. He called me a "spic" and a "wetback." We were all good. ... This girl recently claimed to be a Buddhist, but she just happened to be the biggest drama hog I've ever met. ... Peter Piper Pizza is NOT the best pizza around, miss. ... You can tell a lot about a person by looking through their MP3 player. What they're into, maybe where they're from, where they've been, what they're into outside of music. ... At the same time, you can learn nothing because some people have really wide-ranging taste, and unless you're clued into what they're about before looking, their music might go right over your head. ... Go away. ... Josh Smith is a cry baby. ... When people argue, and they're both INTELLIGENT about what their points are, and the other person is actually LISTENING to them, some very good things can come out of that. The problem is most people don't go along those lines and just want their point to be heard, and if a good counter is presented, they just tune out. ... It took my like a half hour to get a cab the other night. ... I'm looking for heatlhy food. ... One of my girls said this to a dude we know the other day: "I've learned my lesson about drinking with (Kid Dynamite). You don't survive it because he lines up shots of tequila like their fucking water." Yes, that's pretty much how it goes down. ... I left my charger in Iowa. ... I wanna make out. ... I need my back rubbed. Maybe an Asian parlor in my future. ... It's almost May and my heat is on. ... I just realized a super hot girl lives in my building because she came up and talked to me on the treadmill. ... Well, I assume she lives here. ... Cocoa butter ... Socks ... Dress shirts ... Nice shoes ... Sneakers ... Toothbrush ... Wife beaters ... Toothpaste ... Shampoo ... Jeans ... Tees ... Hats ... What else? ... She sounds better than sushi right now. ... Still listening to Jimi. ... Be cool and text dirty things to people to make them smile.