Blueberries suck...

Listening to Poppin by Chris Brown. ... He's a hero of mine. ... My fault for not posting on this bitch for like four years but I just didn't feel like it. So I didn't. ... Speaking of girls, one really pissed me off in Phoenix. ... Speaking of other girls, one pissed me off today. ... Speaking of a third girl ... she seems legitimate. That makes me smile. ... Everyone else can get dick. ... Anytime I drive by the house I grew up in, I can barely look at it. That shit looks so different now. Not for the better, either. ... Nerdy white guys shouldn't use the word "mad" when referring to "a lot" of something. ... Mike always gives me too much tequila and I don't ever remember leaving his place of work. ... Rash Guard and Patreezy have the same effect on me, too. ... Remember, there are rules to reading this thing. ... Her head was so good it was like she was hiding a pussy in her mouth. ... A lot of people disappoint me. ... Oh, and this Nate character ended up being a fucking poser. Weird. ... Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I'm mad. So stop asking. ... Junior's bachelor party was bananas. I don't like Las Vegas, but it ended up being ridiculous from the start of the trip to the end. ... Grape Ape also emptied his bank account on ONE stripper. He's so smart. ... Ryan and Anthony showed me a good time in Arizona. ... So did J and Kristie, for that matter. Good friends. Period. ... Yeah, I've been with girls out of pity. ... I like blueberries in pancakes and muffins. However, I recently discovered that blueberries raw and by themselves ... not so much. ... Law and Order is on. Yes! ... I gotta get out of here. ... I know people in high places but I'm still stuck. ... It's a cool feeling when you've been talking to someone and you're not sure if they like you the way you like them, and then they say something that leaves no doubt that they do. If that can't put a smile on your face, your soul is probably lost or high or on vacation or looking for a new owner. ... Alisha is moving to California. It's about time. ... Is Lil Wayne in jail? That's probably where he belongs. ... I like my iPhone again. ... I don't like googling my name. ... I like Bruce Lee movies. ... I don't like the Karate Kid sequels after the second one. ... Someone started a rumor that I like young girls. ... I like anyone that's fine and cool. ... I hate reading stupid fucking emails from people that don't know me. ... I haven't got high in a long time. ... I like apple juice. ... I don't like jerks. ... I used to like ghostwriting for people. ... I don't like when they would always bug me to do it for them. ... I'm an artist and I'm sensetive about my shit. ... I like my TV. ... I don't like my kitchen because it's a mess. ... I like my shoes. ... I don't like thinking about how much money I've spent on them. ... I like girls with afros. ... I don't like Dallas. ... I like Treme and The Wire. ... I don't like people who say The Sopranos is better than The Wire. ... I don't like diet soda. ... I like my bats. ... I like my gloves. ... I don't like when my batting gloves get all fucked up. ... I like your mom. ... She loves me in return. ... I like Asian girls, yes. That rumor is true. ... I don't like my hair. ... I like my skin color. ... I like Brandy. ... I don't like Brandi. ... I'm at a point in my life when I don't like going to strip clubs. ... Chicago is dope. ... Box Car got a job. Bogus. ... Remember when I never drank alcohol? ... Neither do I anymore. ... GA says I was boring then anyway. ... I have a fake white rose and one of those wooden things that has your name on it. Like the things the guys carve. Both are on top of my TV. ... Shut up, bitch. ... Please, use condoms. ... That reminds me, I'm happy she's not having a baby. ... It wasn't mine anyway. ... I got new socks and they're nice. ... I have to pack again. Fuck. ... Go away. ... Listening to Straight Outta Compton by NWA. ... Be cool and try not to do exactly what I do and get girls that way. Fucking asshole.