Fishing sucks...

Listening to the wind beat on my windows. ... Turns out girls frustrate me as much as anything. Over the span of this weekend, I've been lied to by three different females and it seems women have as much trouble telling the motherfucking truth as guys do. ... It's funny because when you decide to be a decent person, you get punctured. ... I'm not waiting on deck just in case shit does or doesn't happen. ... Being upfront is the path most desired. ... Why do some girls constantly ask if you like they're friends when they actually like you? ... Do all women struggle this way or just the ones under 30? ... I think the one I enjoy the most is one from my past. Who would have thought? ... Crocodiles can jump pretty high for having short limbs. ... So do some black people. ... Hispanics throw baseballs in a way that makes the sphere dance. ... White people pay both to do these things. ... If you examine it enough, everything is bad for you. ... The plan is to hit .800 in Arizona. ... We keep forgetting to check the gmail account. ... Sammy has a bet that he won't shave his beard until March. ... I want to live near the ocean. ... Sometimes it's OK to eat an entire bag of Doritos in one night. ... I have a birthday soon. ... I haven't been fishing since I was a kid. It's boring. ... I saw my dad get stung by a wasp one time. ... I saw my brother swallow crazy glue. ... I once caught someone trying to break into the backdoor of my childhood crib. ... I got a Homer Simpson card. It sits in front of my TV. ... Tanner told me that marriage is just some pieces of paper. And it only means that if you decide to break up, more paperwork is required. That's not a bad way to look at it. Now if only girls could have an open mind about this. ... I understand you've been dreaming about that day for a long time, though. ... You should probably try going to church on a consistent basis before you decide to be married in one. ... I don't smoke weed, but my clothes smell like it. ... I was hit on by a girl who breeds horses. Then she made jokes about wanting to ride me. ... Graffitti pieces aren't crimes. ... I'm not a math guy. ... Crazy all depends on the culture you grew up in. ... Don't say one thing to my face, then say another when I turn my back. That's cause for a swing to the neck, kid. ... Listening to a freestyle by The Game, but he's not as loud as the voices bouncing between my ears tonight. ... Be cool and support your local condom distributors.