The Joker sucks...

Listening to Renee by the Lost Boyz. ... I saw too many Rainbow Brights last night. ... Bumble Bees, too. Although, a fly one did latch on later in the evening. ... Me and Juice looked more like muggers than regular people. ... I wasn't supposed to drink. Of course, I did. ... Juan saw plenty of white people in black face. So did I. What the fuck is wrong with people? When did that become OK to do? I'm not even black and I was shocked. ... Sammy said I should have been Barack Obama. ... These Air Max 360s in this book are calling me home. ... I got made fun of for ordering food in Spanish last night ... at a Mexican restaurant. ... Someone stole me a bottle of chile. ... You take the good with the bad for Halloween because average girls can look hot, but not-so-hot girls can look far worse than they normally do. Buy costumes that actually fit, please. ... I was happy someone didn't go out clubbing. I wasn't happy that same person decided to make other kind of plans. ... I missed out on Little Red Riding Hood. ... Here's something girls should understand: We do NOT leave our boys. Unless a guy is bitch made, he rarely will. ... I woke up in time to watch afternoon college football. ... Georgia just fumbled. Fuck! ... I'm pretty sure every guy who decided to be Joker knew everyone else in the country would be doing the same. Those people should be beat like techno music. ... Guys can't get upset when other guys stare at their girls if they are dressed like hookers. That's the rule. ... Mini gave me her Carmex, so I'm good now. ... I like seeing tattoos people aren't supposed to see. ... I need a taco truck. No, that is NOT the same thing as a lunch van. ... Good to have Stacey back. ... Too many of you have Rolls Royce frames and Volkswagon brains. ... Bouncers might be the scum of the planet. ... Why is prostitution illegal but gold-digging is not? ... Doggy Dogg World is such an underrated song. ... Woodgrain was dressed as Rollie Fingers, but only a few people knew he was actually supposed to be Method Man. ... The last three weeks are remembered in my mind in single instances that were usually funny. Everything in between those flashes is blurry. ... MMA is more interesting than boxing ... for now. ... O-Dog, Nino Brown and OG Bobby Johnson were three of the hardest people in the history of urban gangster films. ... Don't leave dirty pictures on your digital camera and then go out on Halloween and leave that motherfucker laying around for guys to look at. ... Being in love is overrated. Being single is overrated. ... This week has been a test in finding ways to get home. ... Actually, the last two weeks have been like that. ... I need some juice. ... I had an overload of boy shorts last night. Someone step up to the plate and just wear a thong or nothing under your short dress or skirt. ... What ever happened to drive-by shootings? ... Stephen is begging me to get a tattoo. ... I would never call my girl buttercup. ... My iPhone is stealing wireless right now. ... Don't be afraid to dress in front of an open window. ... Sex in the shower should be better based on the way movies make it seem. ... Don't be afraid to like me. I'm pretty dope. ... What if Mac Dre were still alive? ... What if DJ Premier actually did that album with Nas? ... Listening to Clear the Lane by Phil Da Agony. ... Be cool and consider dressing slutty for every day occassions.