I'm cold...

Watching the Lakers play the Hornets. ... I was forced to go back to the snowy part of the country, which means softball is on hold. ... My car hasn't seen snow in a while. ... Diet cherry Pepsi is OK. ... I went shopping and got real food. ... I set up my weights in the living room. I live alone and don't have a girl so who cares? ... I don't like Lamar Odom but he's hooping tonight. ... I LOVE the MLB Network. Plus my girl Trenni is doing damage on it. ... I'm thinking of getting a full arm sleeve tatted on my right arm. ... Why is Guess making knock offs of Gucci shoes? Just because they both start with "G" doesn't mean people will mistake Guess for Gucci. There's about a $300 difference in price, too. ... I ate by myself at a Japanese spot the other day. ... I think I need to move. It's for my own sanity. ... Why is Rachel Ray famous? ... This dude was advertising shaved ice on sale in the rain and cold on New Year's Eve. I'm sure he's swimming in money. ... Few things are worse than a dumb person who really believes they are smarter than everyone. It's painful to talk to them. ... Spit on it to keep it wet and slippery. ... Some of you need that pussy ate right. ... Some of you don't deserve it, though. ... Snowflakes are bogus. ... Jen is trying to talk like me and not a teeny bopper. ... Thanks for the ride, kid. Even though you never got behind the wheel. ... I don't take off the ski mask right now. ... Things I like: Hot Cheetos, apple juice, Slurpees. ... Things I don't like: Sushi and ex-girls. ... I just heard the term "punani vampire." You figure that one out. ... Chaz Ortiz. YouTube or Google him. Sickness ensues. ... I don't drink champagne or wine. ... This girl told me I had braces before. Then argued with me when I told her she was wrong. What a bitch. ... Softball calls me like the crack calls Pookie. ... Few things are as nice as making out like high school kids. ... I guess I can only email you when you email me first. Now I know. ... Maybe you shouldn't email me if you don't like talking to me. ... I met this girl that has a boy's nickname. I gotta thank Art and Julie for that one because I like her. ... You can be immature at any age and no matter how many lessons you claim to have learn. ... Tact is something that can't be taught and one of the most underrated traits a person can have. If you don't know what "tact" is, you might not have it and you should look the shit up. ... A girl flirted with me and asked for my number last night just because I had a Nor*Cal hoody on in the Midwest. ... The country will have it's change Jan. 20. We'll see how this works out. ... I'm swiping wireless from someone in this building but I don't know who. ... Swiper, no swiping! ... Nike Outlet is a good place to be. ... I didn't get to see Amber. ... I need my head rubbed with that blue oil. ... That girl I like is calling. ... I wanna stretch. ... Kobe is on fire! ... I need another silver Sharpie. ... I like to Shout things out. ... I always forget to take my camera. I should just sell that bitch. ... I want a haircut. It always feels good when you can go out with a clean top. ... I haven't followed politics or much news for the past two months. That's not good, probably. ... I'm watching the end of this Laker game. ... Be cool and don't smoke rocks.